Funny and inspirational quotes


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you guys are hilarious.

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
 

yeah ~~~ :thumbsup:

i will gladly pay for it.. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie: not $10, but $50..


great! you've just booked for 5 days in a row. Next customer need to come the following week. Weekend she close for business :bsmilie:
 

I once heard this:

If you want to f**k an eagle, you have to learn to fly

What does that mean??

And one more from a U2 song:

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

What's that about??
 

I once heard this:

If you want to f**k an eagle, you have to learn to fly

What does that mean??

but eagles do not f**k while flying

And one more from a U2 song:

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

What's that about??

if the fish want to cycle then need bicycle, no bicycle how to go cycling
 

hahaha i also dun understand the physics quote....

okok, what about this?

"I know that it defies Law of Physics, but you see, I don't study Law." - Bugs Bunny
 

How about this:

It ain't the size of the wave but the motion of the ocean..

Somehow this gives me comfort :embrass:
 

hmm........what about last words?

"Don't worry...it's not loaded..."
- Terry Kath, rock musician in the band Chicago Transit Authority as he put the gun he was cleaning to his head and pulled the trigger.
 

"Don't worry, relax!"
- Rajiv Gandhi, Indian Prime Minister, to his security staff minutes before being killed by a suicide bomber attack.
 

My 2 cents worth .....

To change our emotions, we have to change our thoughts ....
To change our lifestyle, we have to change our philosophy ....
 

"Beauty is on the inside, not the outside. Thats what ugly people say"
-jim carrey in Liar Liar
 

"What Me Worry??"
Alfre E Neuman of Mad Magazine, or non-elite men who reached 40 years of age in Singkapoh.:sweat:
 

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