EXPOSE Yourself - VII


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Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
 

Your momma's so dirty the flies on a dog **** passed out
 

WELCOME TO O.B. CITY.........!

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Your mom is so dumb she passed out trying to blow up a firecracker, she thought the fuse was a straw.
 

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
 

Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
 

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Wahahaha

and learn to breathe...
 

Q .. How to you keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.


im horrible.....
i love blond jokes even more.... followed by those confucious jokes :lovegrin:
 

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
 

Q .. What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
 

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
 

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
 

Q .. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A .. Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
 

Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
 

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