Alright, the next time (if ever) you are involved in shooting a big project, where 100 people are contributing to and depending on the results, and where S$XXXX is spent to bring together the cast and crew and products, you can tell all of them that you wish to shoot the project in the most unflattering and most difficult situation possible because you wish to undergo training to shoot this big project in the hardest way possible. You will also tell them that you will not do anything to make the shoot go smoothly, whether by preparation, planning or selection of parameters to shoot in, and in fact, would be very happy to have the worst sort of cockups happen during the shoot so that you can train yourself to shoot in the worst conditions possible.
Thats a really good way to go.
Wow i differ to YOUR infinite wisedom. Anything else you'd like to add?