Legend slams circle forming gaffers
The Legend slams managers Forevermanu and Redsun81.
-reported by sibeh sian ah
05/06/08
- Tokyo Love Motel, Tokyo, Japan
The press received an invitation to attend a press conference earlier today from one of the leading team in the league, Japanese AV Stars Football Club. Initiated by the one and only, The Legend, it sparked off interest that it might be a new player signing announcement from the legendary club.
It emerged however that The Legend is clearly not in a state of fun and joy. With his eyes hidden behind a pair of shades, The Legend's 2 gorgeous Japanese AV gals were nowhere to be seen either.
Flanked by his ex-SAS bodyguards, The Legend blasted both Forevermanu and Redsun81, claiming that they are in cahoots of fixing their on-coming league fixture.
Calling them 'circle formers in the true tradition of manCircle United supporters and enjoy bouncing up and down', The Legend no-holds-barred tirade shocked the press room. Choice words were used in describing the 2 defaced gaffers and those words cannot be printed here as we have young readers.
It is clear that The Legend is furious with the little little things that are on-going between the 2 managers and their respective teams.
When questioned about JAVStars next match against CAB, The Legend said, "We'll go with 3 upfront in a brutal offensive stance. We're all out for a win and it is in the true spirit of my LIVERPOOL FOOTBALL CLUB upbringing from the days of Shankly and Paisley. Pass and move, this is the LIVERPOOL GROOVE!".
Star striker Arnie Lake returns to the starting lineup alongside Leon and Pearson. Captain Briscoe looks likely to be dropped in favour of a fast and furious offensive stance in a solid 3-4-3 formation.
"We only know how to attack. We don't defend as we believe the best form of defence is ATTACK!", The Legend shouted at the top of his lungs, to loud applause from the press.
It is understood that the local LFC fans derby match is a sold out in the whole of Japan and various superstars such as Hiroko, Hitomi, Utada, Nanako and various other Asian A-Listers will turn up in full force to support The Legend's JAVStars.
Long-time rumoured girl-friend of The Legend, Maggie Q, is understood to be attending and has a seat reserved for her in the JAVStars VIP-Love-Box. When approached about the alleged romance between her and The Legend, Maggie Q chose to remain silent, with a sweet smile to boot.
The Legend will also be inviting his close friend and fellow idol, Edison Chen, to the game. It is understood that Edison will be protected by The Legend's ex-SAS bodyguards.
A mouth-watering match awaits us tomorrow at Tokyo Love Motel, home of JAVStars F.C.
Perhaps it is about time CAB taste their first defeat.
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