Happy Valentine's Day.....

[mpenza]

Got this in the mail.....

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line...but the least romantic second line.
>
> Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
> But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
>
> I thought that I could love no other
> Until, that is, I met your brother.
>
> Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
> so are you.
> But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
> the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
>
> Of loving beauty you float with grace
> If only you could hide your face
>
> Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
> This describes everything you are not.
>
> I want to feel your sweet embrace
> But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
>
> I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
> Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
>
> My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife;
> Marrying you screwed up my life
>
> I see your face when I am dreaming.
> That's why I always wake up screaming
>
> My feelings for you no words can tell,
> Except for maybe "go to hell"
>
> What inspired this amorous rhyme?
> Two parts vodka, one part lime.

 

[Belle&Sebastain]

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie: very funny

 

[ndroo]

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[tangoninazero]

HAHAHAHA HAppy Valentine Days to all fortunate and unfortunate souls :lovegrin: :devil:

 

[kegler]

May all the incomplete soul on this planet or any other planet in this or any other universe, find their other parts of their soul asap.

Cheers to all the lonely hearts! lets drink our hearts out! lol

 

[HelmetBox]

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