Chope seat using tissue has upgraded!

[Dream Merchant]

oh well. maybe I've got a smooth tongue. or maybe I'm just handsome . never really had strange looks before.

either that or I'm too dense to notice! ahahaha

no seriously. haven't had much issues here whenever I talk to strangers.

I dunno. Mabbie I got a face that says 'Don't mess with me!' :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[sORe-EyEz]

Try talking to most strangers at communal tables and they will eye you in absolute suspicion.

Try striking up a conversation with females and they will think you're desperate.

Not sharing an opinion, but fact.

SAD SAD world we live in.

depends, i sometimes just am in the mood to crap. so some like to join in...

u got ur eXposers wad... :bsmilie: there an all male club oso? :sweatsm:

 

[sORe-EyEz]

I dunno. Mabbie I got a face that says 'Don't mess with me!' :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

or a face that says "i don't play with my food"! :bsmilie:

 

[Dream Merchant]

or a face that says "i don't play with my food"! :bsmilie:

Oh, that I do - a LOT! :bsmilie:

 

[Dream Merchant]

depends, i sometimes just am in the mood to crap. so some like to join in...

u got ur eXposers wad... :bsmilie: there an all male club oso? :sweatsm:

I'm not quite sure what those two statement mean ...

 

[sORe-EyEz]

I'm not quite sure what those two statement mean ...

u were saying no charbor 1 2 chat with u mah... :embrass:

 

[Dream Merchant]

u were saying no charbor 1 2 chat with u mah... :embrass:

I wasn;t referring to any gender in particular.

It was a tongue-in-cheek comment at any rate.

 

[Pearlang]

When I was working in Shenton Way, I was one of those aunties who used a tissue pack to chope seats, if there were unoccupied seats available.

If not, I would always very politely ask if I could share the table with the others. And I would always share my table with others too if there were unoccupied seats.

 

[sORe-EyEz]

I wasn;t referring to any gender in particular.

It was a tongue-in-cheek comment at any rate.

oic, maybe the whole tissue packet idea was a pick-up line?

in the old days girls would "accidentally drop their hand-ka-chief in hope the guy would pick u & return the her? :think:

 

[Dream Merchant]

oic, maybe the whole tissue packet idea was a pick-up line?

in the old days girls would "accidentally drop their hand-ka-chief in hope the guy would pick u & return the her? :think:

So now we know your 'tactics'! :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Sooo, how many aunties have you picked up using that method! :bsmilie:

OMG! Talk about kinky!

I just got a FLASH of an image of Bobdom, in hees HAWT bikini and OTT Carmen Miranda hat, sauntering by a crowded table of male executives at Golden Key hawker center and swaggering his hips exeggeratedly, then drops a hankie into their laksa, and bats a quad pair of BBQ skewer eye lashes at the guys and looks oh-so lost!!!

 

[Albertmm]

aunty uses tissue pack.

uncle uses newspaper.

baby's mom uses diaper.

very common scene of S'pore chopping seats. :sweatsm:

what i use? I use Lowepro. ;p

 

[sORe-EyEz]

So now we know your 'tactics'! :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Sooo, how many aunties have you picked up using that method! :bsmilie:

i din invent this lor... :sweat:

never try b4, i should, maybe get lucky- 1 bowl/plate of main course (upsized) + free drink!! :bsmilie:

 

[Dream Merchant]

i din invent this lor... :sweat:

never try b4, i should, maybe get lucky- 1 bowl/plate of main course (upsized) + free drink!! :bsmilie:

Faster! After CNY, try try and report back here work or not! :devil: :bsmilie:

 

[sORe-EyEz]

what i use? I use Lowepro. ;p

den i call poice to cordone off the entire place! suspicious looking bag... :devil:

 

[Dream Merchant]

aunty uses tissue pack.

uncle uses newspaper.

baby's mom uses diaper.

very common scene of S'pore chopping seats. :sweatsm:

what i use? I use Lowepro. ;p

Fast way to say Bai Bai to Lowepro bag and contents. :sweat:

 

[Dream Merchant]

den i call poice to cordone off the entire place! suspicious looking bag... :devil:

Dun buff!

EEu fast fast take and run right!

 

[sORe-EyEz]

Faster! After CNY, try try and report back here work or not! :devil: :bsmilie:

u try lah, now a good time. after CNY more retrenchment, not good to piss aunties off. :bsmilie:

Dun buff!

EEu fast fast take and run right!

ur lunch very happening hor! :sweatsm:

 

[Lolrence]

I think they should introduce a tag system of sorts (maybe 'reserved' or something)... much like the numbered tags we get when we wait for our food..

 

[sORe-EyEz]

I think they should introduce a tag system of sorts (maybe 'reserved' or something)... much like the numbered tags we get when we wait for our food..

the bad thing is, any new system will oni service to increase costs which consumers will have to foot.

 

[Dream Merchant]

u try lah, now a good time. after CNY more retrenchment, not good to piss aunties off. :bsmilie:



ur lunch very happening hor! :sweatsm:

The KEY, is to PLEASE all the aunties!

Then THEY will be the ones fighting to reserve WHOLE tables for you! :devil: