want complete piracy? its so simple, book all 12 suites, and make all the noise you want! if the stewardesses are open enough, everyone can have a mass ****!!
It'll be the ultimate p*** DVD release, mass **** in the sky on the biggest commercial jetliner ever!
in reality, if you do it and get caught..at most they'll ask you to stop, they can't ask you to 'leave the plane' or anything like that right? So why worry?