I'm from a school who had a crazy principal. PE shorts resembles granny's berms and if you try to jump over a hurdle wearing that,either your shorts will tear or you will pull a hamstring. The uniform has a double layer cos the principal claims that boys can see our thighs under the sun. Only blue, brown or black straps for watches, same colour code for hair bands,only bm2000 turbo shoes allowed. If you wear other brands eg: converse,you'll get demerit points and we only have 15 points a year to gamble. Nothing you do will give you merit points. School bags cannot be above $100 and i carried a JPG bag before. Lied to her that after discount, it's $80! Luckily the discipline mistress next to her never play me out. Oh ya, if your hair or fringe is too long, you'll get a free haircut from the office clerk! Stupid bitch damn smart! She hold your hair and order the clerk to cut!
That devilish woman also likes to go to the nearby Macdonalds to catch the students hanging there. I heard that she once wanted to enter Fire teadance to catch students but the bouncers didn't allow her to enter. If we talk to boys in school uniform, we are labelled as desperate, talk to girls, we are lesbians! Many friends of mine got married early and not shotgun somemore. I think twhen they got married, they should be wondering if the principal will gate crash their weddings.
She was always reminding the one and only normal stream class that we don't need to have a normal stream class but cos she wants to retain the primary school girls who didn't get express results. Always boasting that we are the number 1 school for normal stream. Please lor, every year there's less than 40 students in the normal class and you just have to make sure everyone pass so how difficult is that? Anyway the batch after mine went from no.1 to no. 13 in the normal stream rankings and I heard she shut up after that.
I pity the people living in the neighboring blocks! Every Monday morning got free alarm clock cos she will scream at us! Ok, I'm not naming the school!