Honestly, much as I'm not into taking human subjects and artistic nudes, I dun think any self-respecting photographer here would like his subject to be:
2) Large hips
3) A beer tummy
5) When William Hung with tight pants, flowery clothes doing the "She Bangs" thing suddenly looks pretty handsome beside this guy
I think I'll be better off taking animal portraits @ Mandai Zoo. Honest.