What those words on your annual appraisal really mean


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A colleague posted this. Simply hilarious! :sweatsm:

1. OUTGOING PERSONALITY - Always going out of the office
2. GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS - Able to bull****
3. GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS - Spends lots of time on the phone
4. WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY - Too ugly to get a date
5. ACTIVE SOCIALLY - A great boozer
6. INDEPENDENT WORKER - Nobody knows what he/ she does
7. QUICKY-THINKING - Offers plausible excuses
8. CAREFUL THINKER - Won't make a decision
9. USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS - Gets someone else to do it
10. EXPRESSES HIMSELF WELL - Speaks English
11. METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL - A nitpicker
12. HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES - Has an imposing physique and/ or a loud voice
13. EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT - Lucky
14. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
15. CAREER-MINDED - Back-stabber
16. LOYAL - Can't get a job anywhere else
17. PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ ADVANCEMENT - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANISATION - Gets to work on time
19. RELAXED ATTITUDE - Sleeps on the desk
 

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