Shortest Essay

[Wolfgang]

A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay
containing the following elements:

1) Religion
2) Royalty
3) Sex
4) Mystery

The prizewinner wrote:
My God," said the queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?"

:devil: :bsmilie:

 

[StreetShooter]

And the shortest poem is entitled: "Fleas".

Adam
Had 'em

 

[Goondu]

And the shortest Q&A was:

"?" & " !".