Joke Central

[faineant]

Since Singaporeans lead such a stressful life; our chosen camera and video companies give us even more stress and frustration. I decided to start this post called "Joke Central".

You can post any form of jokes here (subject to the forum guidelines) so we all can read and at least smile for once in a day.

I would suggest posting one-liner jokes or short jokes; instead of those long ones that people won't bother to read.

So please participate! I don't care how or where you get your jokes from.

 

[faineant]

I'll get the ball rolling. Funny or not, I'll just try.

Q: How do you know when the government is paging you for money?
A: When your IU unit in your car is beeping to signal a top-up.