If you have a Death Note....


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Hmmm :think: ....If I have Death Note, I will give the person I dislike a heart attack....:angry: , or even better let them enjoy a good death. :bsmilie:

u write the name, after forty seconds if you do not write the cause, the person will die of heart attack.

for me, i'll write the name, then write a 10 year impotency for the guy, then exactly 10 year later, he will have a sudden viagra reaction... and the moment he find a girl, he will have a bad asthma & suffer for another 48hours, then recover, and it goes on & on for another 10 year, with interval of 1 year... hahaha... think i wasted 1/2 a book on this... :bsmilie:
 

u write the name, after forty seconds if you do not write the cause, the person will die of heart attack.

for me, i'll write the name, then write a 10 year impotency for the guy, then exactly 10 year later, he will have a sudden viagra reaction... and the moment he find a girl, he will have a bad asthma & suffer for another 48hours, then recover, and it goes on & on for another 10 year, with interval of 1 year... hahaha... think i wasted 1/2 a book on this... :bsmilie:
I wonder the book can be used to extend a person life by writing like the person die around 70 years old? Though that may make the suppose to die person suffer (from illness which should have die much younger) until 70 year old :sweat:
 

I wonder the book can be used to extend a person life by writing like the person die around 70 years old? Though that may make the suppose to die person suffer (from illness which should have die much younger) until 70 year old :sweat:

eh good idea hor... can even make a person's life sibeh song...

if i get it, i'll write...

Dear Deathnote,

Del_CtrlnoAlt will NOT die... and he will strike toto every monday & thursday, and any number he buy will dio 1st prize for wednesday, saturday & sunday... then blessed with good fortune and no harm will come to him... *p.s. All traffic lights will change color just for him...

hehehe...
 

eh good idea hor... can even make a person's life sibeh song...

if i get it, i'll write...

Dear Deathnote,

Del_CtrlnoAlt will NOT die... and he will strike toto every monday & thursday, and any number he buy will dio 1st prize for wednesday, saturday & sunday... then blessed with good fortune and no harm will come to him... *p.s. All traffic lights will change color just for him...

hehehe...


its a death notebook leh , not wishing book:sweatsm:
 

if i have deathnote, i going to setup an online business for professional assasination and retire immediately, before even working.
 

if i have deathnote, i going to setup an online business for professional assasination and retire immediately, before even working.

for a moment i thought u going to suggest u going to run a farm, then mercy killing the animals...

Ah gu (never write cause)- 40s later Ah gu collapse, send to butcher...

Ah guay lay 200 eggs in a day then die of cervical cancer- ah guay collapse, send to wet market. cause of death, lay too much eggs...

Ah der die of overeating - ah der go eat alot of oily fatty stuff, then die of high cholesterol... weight upon death 500kg, help satay16 earn more money, and also meat made more satay break guiness world of records...

Ah nyeo die of headlices - ah nyeo got fleas hopping around the fur, hairdresser go shave ah nyeo, in the end cause of death, ah nyeo suffer from cold & die, cos ah nyeo alias blah blah black sheep donated 3 bags full of wool to satay16

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

for a moment i thought u going to suggest u going to run a farm, then mercy killing the animals...

Ah gu (never write cause)- 40s later Ah gu collapse, send to butcher...

Ah guay lay 200 eggs in a day then die of cervical cancer- ah guay collapse, send to wet market. cause of death, lay too much eggs...

Ah der die of overeating - ah der go eat alot of oily fatty stuff, then die of high cholesterol... weight upon death 500kg, help satay16 earn more money, and also meat made more satay break guiness world of records...

Ah nyeo die of headlices - ah nyeo got fleas hopping around the fur, hairdresser go shave ah nyeo, in the end cause of death, ah nyeo suffer from cold & die, cos ah nyeo alias blah blah black sheep donated 3 bags full of wool to satay16

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

woah, like that the income not enuf to immediately retire. In US, for a basic assasination of normal people(meaning the exclusion of popular figures), the cost is about USD50000 per head and close range shoot. the standard procedure is that they use a silenced 0.32 caliber pistol and administer a full two rounds into the target's head. if i am not wrong, it is slightly more expensive for a long range shoot, like a sniper. if have death note, no need to go through all that trouble.
 

woah, like that the income not enuf to immediately retire. In US, for a basic assasination of normal people(meaning the exclusion of popular figures), the cost is about USD50000 per head and close range shoot. the standard procedure is that they use a silenced 0.32 caliber pistol and administer a full two rounds into the target's head. if i am not wrong, it is slightly more expensive for a long range shoot, like a sniper. if have death note, no need to go through all that trouble.

nowadays elites are getting more & more dangerous... they even know the price & the equipment use...

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Dun kill me... :sweatsm:
 

woah, like that the income not enuf to immediately retire. In US, for a basic assasination of normal people(meaning the exclusion of popular figures), the cost is about USD50000 per head and close range shoot. the standard procedure is that they use a silenced 0.32 caliber pistol and administer a full two rounds into the target's head. if i am not wrong, it is slightly more expensive for a long range shoot, like a sniper. if have death note, no need to go through all that trouble.

how u manage to dig out such info?:bigeyes:
 

how u manage to dig out such info?:bigeyes:

it is a very standard procedure, like what DHL does when you want your mail delivered. but sometimes it differs from different firms, like i remembered there was one which actually does assisination through C4bombs, however i never seen them in action before, so either that firm is spoof, or no one used their service.
 

u write the name, after forty seconds if you do not write the cause, the person will die of heart attack.

for me, i'll write the name, then write a 10 year impotency for the guy, then exactly 10 year later, he will have a sudden viagra reaction... and the moment he find a girl, he will have a bad asthma & suffer for another 48hours, then recover, and it goes on & on for another 10 year, with interval of 1 year... hahaha... think i wasted 1/2 a book on this... :bsmilie:

This death is too long........:bsmilie: .........that guy may not be living that long. I would prefer death which he like, for instance die in the arms of his favourite girl or model:think: ...or choke to death, while eating his favourite food. :bsmilie:

Btw did anyone watch the animation?????:thumbsup:
 

how u manage to dig out such info?:bigeyes:

Internet?

Mebbe he asked for quote before :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

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