Its Thursday, almost end of the week, here, have a good laugh...
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Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!
1. For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2. Noted and returned.
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.
3. Review and comment.
Meaning : Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
4. Action please.
Meaning : Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.
5. For your necessary action.
Meaning : It's your headache now.
6. Copy to.
Meaning : Here's a share of my headache.
7. For your approval, please.
Meaning : Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
8. Action is being taken.
Meaning : Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
9. Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning : I am trying to figure out what you want.
10. Please discuss.
Meaning : I don't know what the "****" this is, so please brief me.
11. For your immediate action.
Meaning : Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
12. Please reply soon.
Meaning : Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
13. We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning : They are causing the delay, not us.
14. Regards.
Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the bullshit.
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Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and... What they really mean!
1. For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it.
2. Noted and returned.
Meaning : I don't know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.
3. Review and comment.
Meaning : Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.
4. Action please.
Meaning : Get yourself involved for me. Don't worry, I'll claim the credit.
5. For your necessary action.
Meaning : It's your headache now.
6. Copy to.
Meaning : Here's a share of my headache.
7. For your approval, please.
Meaning : Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.
8. Action is being taken.
Meaning : Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.
9. Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning : I am trying to figure out what you want.
10. Please discuss.
Meaning : I don't know what the "****" this is, so please brief me.
11. For your immediate action.
Meaning : Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.
12. Please reply soon.
Meaning : Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.
13. We are investigating/processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning : They are causing the delay, not us.
14. Regards.
Meaning : Thanks and bless you for reading all the bullshit.
