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My new Thai girl friend assures me that a small p___s would not affect our loving relationship. Still I prefer she does not have one.

To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. . . . Jerry Sinfeld

Medical College Professor to a girl student: "Which human body part expands 5 times its normal size?" Girl Student: "Sir I can't answer this question, it's too embarassing. Professor asked the same question to a Male Student." Male Student: "It's the Pupil of an human eye."...

Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex . . . #10. A below par performance is considered damn good. #9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beer. #8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. #7. Foursomes are encouraged. #6. You can still make money...

My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! . . . Rodney Dangerfield

A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home. . . . Rodney Dangerfield

Why Beer is Good for You . . . The Buffalo Theory A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed...

Sometimes stepping down is not as easy as it seems. Like the Chinese saying goes "qi hu nan xia" (it is difficult to dismount the tiger one is riding).

Some 30 years ago when I served my NS and even though I don't really like it, I knew I was serving a purpose; to protect our beloved country. In recent times with the govt's objective centred on GDP growth and mindless immigration policy, my value starts to waver. My son who is in NS now is...

This is the scary and worrying part. A court full of "yes-man" officials will lead to the detriment of the country. Hasn't history us taught that? Unfortunately this is what I am seeing in our beloved country today. The *** has a system set-up to reward and enslaved the "loyalists" while...

I don't think I am wrong to say that the majority who do not want to have children is due to the high cost of living. It is very unfortunate that the govt keeps treating the symptoms by throwing baby bonuses, more maternity leave, etc and now paternal leave which have proven little if any...

The fact of life: Men marry women hoping they will not change and yet they changed. Women marry men hoping they will change and yet they don't.

If your turnover is less than $1m, it is not compulsory to register for GST. In such case, registering is voluntarily. Weighs the pros and cons of voluntary registeation. The key advantage is you can claim back GST for your expenses and purchases which thus lower your cost. Against this will...

Advertisement Category: Want To Sell (WTS) Equipment Type: Bags Equipment Brand: Lowepro Equipment Model: F-802 Reporter Satchel Price (S$): $70.00 Description: Better that this bag find renewed productive life than sitting in the dark cabinet. Priced to sell. Note: The supporting bracket...

It gives the photo a protective shield. Where would be a good shop to get lamination service today? Thanks.

In general, a travel insurance will cover damage and lost of personal property and that include your camera. To make the claim you would need a police or some authority report and your original receipt. I forgot if your travel document is needed. Do note that the insurance company have a...

If you are worry about the threads getting stucked, remove them occassionally. Galvanic corrosion will happen if you have different metallic material in contact especially in the presence of moisture. If you use both B+W CPL and step up ring which are brass, it will unlikely happen.

I assume you are shooting on program or aperture priority mode. For a given F-stop, the speed will need to be adjusted to achieve the correct exposure. The same applies for a given speed, the aperture opening needs to be adjusted. Read up on the basic on the relationship between aperture and...

Very impressive. Love it!