Comments directed to models, why not.

[Dream Merchant]

They should change the mode of reply.

To reply, please choose the following option:
A) :thumbsup:
B) :heart:
C) :lovegrin:
D) All the above

Good Lord! That brought a tear to my eye! :bsmilie:

I don't know if I'll get in trouble for stating the truth in a non-offensive and non-confrontational manner, but I'm sure some members like (OOPS! Better not hint at names. Wait some peoples' thin veil of self-delusion and euphemism gets broken and they cannot function 'normally' in life anymore) would soooooooo absolutely LUUURVE that set of function keys!

 

[Tupi Guy]

But seriously, maybe photographers should pay more attention to teeth, eyelashes, make-up etc.?

ya, that's the problem when the photographer pay too much of it and want it all......

 

[Tupi Guy]

To reply, please choose the following option:
A) :thumbsup:
B) :heart:
C) :lovegrin:
D) All the above

 

[Dream Merchant]

ya, that's the problem when the photographer pay too much of it and want it all......

FAIL!

No lizard contact lenses!

No BBQ Skewer false eye-lashes that got no marnie cannot buy full set to cover entire span of eye, Go NO show long legs, some boobs, short short skirt, got no tobacco-stained yellow teeth, got NO the night before go clubbing and pubbing all night before shoot eye-bags and got NO horrid fashion sense!

ABSOLUTELY FAIL! ALL FAIL!

Plus got NO bludders here say you 'Good job Bro! Keep it up!" "I :heart: your work! Creative!" and whatever other lies.

Based on that last point alone, NO HOPE LIAO! FAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!

 

[Triazolium]

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

I would rather shoot this guy than some of those XMMs... :sweat: At least he has a sense of humor.

 

[Rashkae]

:thumbsup:

Good job Bro! Keep it up! I :heart: your work! Creative!

 

[g-khoo]

FAIL!

No lizard contact lenses!

No BBQ Skewer false eye-lashes that got no marnie cannot buy full set to cover entire span of eye, Go NO show long legs, some boobs, short short skirt, got no tobacco-stained yellow teeth, got NO the night before go clubbing and pubbing all night before shoot eye-bags and got NO horrid fashion sense!

ABSOLUTELY FAIL! ALL FAIL!

Plus got NO bludders here say you 'Good job Bro! Keep it up!" "I :heart: your work! Creative!" and whatever other lies.

Based on that last point alone, NO HOPE LIAO! FAAAAAIIIIILLLLLLLL!!!!!

Haha that statement is so true.

 

[ortega]

there is still hope

 

[sORe-EyEz]

There should be a special thread for DI Artists- a monthly DI Contest! Photographers must edit the models so that they look like beautiful women. The entry must include side-by-side photos of the Before and After. The winner does the most drastic transformation with the most beautiful results. :think:

But seriously, maybe photographers should pay more attention to teeth, eyelashes, make-up etc.? Even Xiaxue does that to her photos and she's pretty dang good at it too. The photogs around here should hire her to make the CMI XMMs look pretty.



:cheers:

& for me a heavily pixelated face of my XMM! :lovegrin:

EyEz so big so square! :bsmilie:

 

[Triazolium]

there is still hope

That's actually a somewhat accurate depiction of typical Singaporean XMMs. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

Now I will have nightmares... Thanks, ortega. :sweat:

 

[Rashkae]

That's actually a somewhat accurate depiction of typical Singaporean XMMs. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

Now I will have nightmares... Thanks, ortega. :sweat:

In all fairness... The XMM at least shave before the shoot.

 

[fotoudavid]

Good shots!!

 

[zac08]

Good shots!!

Wahahahah....

 

[Dream Merchant]

there is still hope

Ahh ... I see you incorporated the Fungal Growth Warts Finger Nail Extensions onto the BBQ Skewer Lashes.

Clever and innovative!

 

[fotoudavid]

Wahahahah....

why u laugh like that?? Not good meh???

 

[Leong23]

Wah!!! Nose bleed!!!
(btw, my eyes, ears and mouth also bleed)

 

[Tupi Guy]

there is still hope

hahahahahaa......... :bsmilie:

Mine will come soon :devil:

 

[John Teoh]

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

I would rather shoot this guy than some of those XMMs... :sweat: At least he has a sense of humor.

He has a LOT of it :bsmilie:

 

[Tupi Guy]

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:

I would rather shoot this guy than some of those XMMs... At least he has a sense of humor.

Really ah?! hahahaha TFCD???? :bsmilie:

Good job Bro! Keep it up! I :heart: your work! Creative!

Thanks Dude!

DM, u see i have one bludder here liao hor

Ahh ... I see you incorporated the Fungal Growth Warts Finger Nail Extensions onto the BBQ Skewer Lashes.

Clever and innovative!

Check out Lubbers thread and thanks to Ortega for his "hard" work and time.

He has a LOT of it

John........ u have too....Sleeping Beauty??? oh no no no is SLeeping Horn Frog

hahahahaha

 

[Bobman]

there is still hope

Do we have the right to alter the photo and make it a bigger joke?