Words women use (guys come in)


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ninelives

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WORDS WOMEN USE


FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up...


FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
 

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I disagree with 'that's okay'.
I really do mean it's okay.
And when I say 'go ahead', I mean it's your life, your choice and I'm washing my hands of you. :bsmilie:

Why? Did someone say all these to you?
 

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Poledra said:
Hmmm... Suspiciously innocent..... :think:
You're like a piece of transparent glass, you know.. :D

HMM... also means "Better watch out. I thinking of how to get back at you" ;)
 

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haha... reading thru all these reminds me of what a director in my ministry once told a few young male officers. it started becos my director asked us who are married or attached.

fren of mine ask him (our director), during a lull moment in a meeting...

fren: Sir, who usually has the last word in an arguement at home? Your wife or you?

director (looking at my fren in a wisely fashion): Young man! After 30 yrs of marriage, I can tell you that I have the last word in any arguement.

fren (looking at him with delight): Great, Sir! How do you end the arguement?

director: My last words are "Yes, dear."

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

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nightwolf75 said:
haha... reading thru all these reminds me of what a director in my ministry once told a few young male officers. it started becos my director asked us who are married or attached.

fren of mine ask him (our director), during a lull moment in a meeting...

fren: Sir, who usually has the last word in an arguement at home? Your wife or you?

director (looking at my fren in a wisely fashion): Young man! After 30 yrs of marriage, I can tell you that I have the last word in any arguement.

fren (looking at him with delight): Great, Sir! How do you end the arguement?

director: My last words are "Yes, dear."

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
well, your director with 30 yrs of marriage behind him knew what was at stake and had his priorities right.
 

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Poledra said:
:kok: every guy who ever posted here....

Lighten up lah... Things are not as bad as you think it is.. Right?? :D
am i the only brave soul to post in this thread after your response? ;p

btw your "Right??" uppercase "R" got meaning or not hah? :sweatsm:
 

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madmacs said:
am i the only brave soul to post in this thread after your response? ;p

btw your "Right??" uppercase "R" got meaning or not hah? :sweatsm:
:kok:

Don't have.. It's just my punctuation(sp?) coming into play.
 

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i tend to assume that ppl do not lie to me, me would ask them to tell it straight to me face, me no like second guessing/ guessing games.
 

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You know the two basic rules of life with SWMBO, right?!?

Rule 1 - The BOSS (a.k.a. SWMBO) is always right.
Rule 2 - If the BOSS is wrong, refer to Rule 1...

;p
 

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IS THERE A PROBLEM?

you are in deep sh*t buddy.... better start saying your prayers and hope you can come out of it alive.
 

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