very stress eh ~~~
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there was this guy waiting for the lift at this hotel.. Upon entering the lift, he set his eyes on his very beautiful woman and couldn't resist looking at her... Soon the lift reached ground floor. *Tink* The guy started punching the woman left right up down!!! Those in the lift had a great shock and the guy was been arrested and charged in court.. however after listening to his side of the story, the judge sentenced him innocent and released him..
why is tat so??!!?! :dunno:
why is tat so??!!?! :dunno:
While waiting for hackie's punchline, here are a couple more:-
Q: How do you make a cat go woof?
A: Pour kerosene on it and toss it in a fire.
Periscope Down
A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to the back bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asks, "How am I doing?"
"About three knots," says the hooker.
"Three knots?" asks the sailor "What are you talking about?"
"You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
Q: How do you make a cat go woof?
A: Pour kerosene on it and toss it in a fire.
Periscope Down
A drunken sailor gives a hooker $100, and they proceed to the back bedroom. After a few minutes, the sailor asks, "How am I doing?"
"About three knots," says the hooker.
"Three knots?" asks the sailor "What are you talking about?"
"You're not hard, you're not in, and you're not getting your money back."
hahhahahahahha...Originally posted by ninelives
wat is the answer !! i wait for your answer for 6 months liao.
hackie >><<ninelives
heheee..... pai seh........Originally posted by ninelives
wat is the answer !! i wait for your answer for 6 months liao.
hackie >><<ninelives
he's a pro boxer... when he hears *TINK*, all hell break loose~~~ :dent:
photo related incident, read from some magazine.
After having his spin, a car thief rummaged through the glove compartment and found a compact camera. Somehow this guy decides to take photos of himself in the car, and somehow he put it back into the glove compartment after he's done, then abandoned the car. The car was found, the film developed, and the thief is promptly caught.
Regards
CK
After having his spin, a car thief rummaged through the glove compartment and found a compact camera. Somehow this guy decides to take photos of himself in the car, and somehow he put it back into the glove compartment after he's done, then abandoned the car. The car was found, the film developed, and the thief is promptly caught.
Regards
CK
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