there was this guy waiting for the lift at this hotel.. Upon entering the lift, he set his eyes on his very beautiful woman and couldn't resist looking at her... Soon the lift reached ground floor. *Tink* The guy started punching the woman left right up down!!! Those in the lift had a great shock and the guy was been arrested and charged in court.. however after listening to his side of the story, the judge sentenced him innocent and released him..
After having his spin, a car thief rummaged through the glove compartment and found a compact camera. Somehow this guy decides to take photos of himself in the car, and somehow he put it back into the glove compartment after he's done, then abandoned the car. The car was found, the film developed, and the thief is promptly caught.