Valentine's Special : Most Romantic Quotes =p

[AngelZhou]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION

ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,

BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue,

sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,

the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Of loving beauty you float with grace,

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,

This describes everything you are not.

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I want to feel your sweet embrace,

But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes --

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife --

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming,

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My love, you take my breath away --

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

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What inspired this amorous rhyme? --

Two parts vodka, one part lime!

 

[Del_CtrlnoAlt]

u seem pissed from yesterday? ;p

 

[soma]

u seem pissed from yesterday? ;p

hahahaha..rubber never put to use..:bsmilie:

 

[AngelZhou]

u seem pissed from yesterday? ;p

of course not :nono: yesterday is my best valentine - and no doubt next year gonna be the best that time

 

[Del_CtrlnoAlt]

hahahaha..rubber never put to use..:bsmilie:

tis 1 is charbor leh... i think u should say... [rubber forget to use or rubber break... must go get morning pill.. :angry: ]hehehe :bsmilie:

 

[Sion]

You're never far from my mind
But Eos D5 is always on my mind

:bsmilie:

 

[espn]

Used too many rubbers liao I think :bsmilie:

 

[Stereobox]

u seem pissed from yesterday? ;p

hahahaha..rubber never put to use..:bsmilie:

tis 1 is charbor leh... i think u should say... [rubber forget to use or rubber break... must go get morning pill.. :angry: ]hehehe

Used too many rubbers liao I think

:complain:

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"Thank you for the night we spent being merry,
Until the next day i found out your name isn't mary"

:bsmilie:

 

[Stereobox]

of course not :nono: yesterday is my best valentine - and no doubt next year gonna be the best that time

your standard of 'best' just gets 'better' every year huh :bsmilie:

 

[KNIGHT ONG]

Used too many rubbers liao I think :bsmilie:

Maybe rubbers not enough .. get 1 dozen .. :bsmilie:

 

[espn]

Maybe rubbers not enough .. get 1 dozen .. :bsmilie:

Maybe reuse more fun :bsmilie:

 

[KNIGHT ONG]

Maybe reuse more fun :bsmilie:

The King likes to reuse rubbers ;;;; :faint: :hung:

 

[espn]

Or maybe theirs broke... :think: :think:

 

[AngelZhou]

these brothers had too much imagination XD

 

[soma]

tis 1 is charbor leh... i think u should say... [rubber forget to use or rubber break... must go get morning pill.. :angry: ]hehehe :bsmilie:

charbor. than why she start this thread.:sweat:

 

[Stereobox]

charbor. than why she start this thread.:sweat:

:complain:

she's my gf la.

her aunt sent her this, and she found it funny enough to share with people here.

ok? :dunno:

 

[soma]

she's my gf la.

her aunt sent her this, and she found it funny enough to share with people here.

ok? :dunno:

your gf........

 

[espn]

:complain:

she's my gf la.

her aunt sent her this, and she found it funny enough to share with people here.

ok? :dunno:

Bo intro for model shoot, buayyyyyy steady lor.

 

[soma]

these brothers had too much imagination XD

why you call your bf brother too...:think: not very right to have relation with brother leh.:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Stereobox]

lol u guys ah...really too much liao ;p