Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer

[photoart]

1) They work well in the dark

2) They’re used to funny smells

3) They make things develop

4) They work well on many settings

5) They know how to focus

6) They can make big things look small and small things look big

7) They work well from many different angles

8 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...

9) They shoot in many different locations

10) They can find the beauty in anything

11) They spend all their money on cameras and lenses that they don’t have anymore to womanize

12) The 3rd party in the relationship is a non-living thing


One more... They peep not at woman, but at pixels

 

[photoart]

please add on to the list if you have more

 

[Draken413o]

13)they push the right buttons at the right time

14)they orgasm when they see light.. (well thats me.. =/)

 

[kkgoxplore]

15) They change speed as the situation dictates.

 

[Sion]

1) They work well in the dark

2) They’re used to funny smells

3) They make things develop

4) They work well on many settings

5) They know how to focus

6) They can make big things look small and small things look big

7) They work well from many different angles

8 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...

9) They shoot in many different locations

10) They can find the beauty in anything

11) They spend all their money on cameras and lenses that they don’t have anymore to womanize

12) The 3rd party in the relationship is a non-living thing

If you're a female you come to the right place to look for a partner. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Sgdevilzz]

16) They always come on time

 

[kei1309]

16) They always come on time

*snigger*

top 1 reason why not to marry a photographer:

he/she loves the camera and photography more than you. suck it.

 

[Big Kahuna]

He loves to shoot xmm

 

[laokayu]

For long sessions, all he needs is a BULB.

He can expose his tool multiple times to make you look good.

 

[digitalpimp]

Photographers can do 12fps.


f rhymes with duck.

 

[9V-Orion Images]

He got a very long and solid lens which can shoot very fast during the heat of action.

 

[ed9119]

He got a very long and solid lens which can shoot very fast during the heat of action.

But they must shoot without cap in raw

 

[ManWearPants]

haha...this thread is turning x rated. Here's five more...

1) If all else fails, at least the camera is working.
2) The photographer is used to the concept of interchangeable lenses.
3) The photographer already checked you out x10 magnification so already accepted you the way you are. Or better still 100% cropped.
4) The photographer can distinguished between what is real and what is enhanced.
5) You will be always near a mirror, whenever you need to check your makeup

 

[Sion]

Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer? :bsmilie:

:bsmilie:

 

[canonmono]

Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer? :bsmilie:

:bsmilie:

1) They get excited whenever they see something cute
2) They learned how to focus on the right things

 

[pasay]

Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer? :bsmilie:

:bsmilie:

They're already well-versed on how to handle long lenses

 

[tikiman]

They're already well-versed on how to handle long lenses

And short, fat and fast one too... Hahaha.

 

[pasay]

And short, fat and fast one too... Hahaha.

short lenses any female can handle. but only a female photographer can handle those BIG and LONG lenses...

 

[d700KING]

short lenses any female can handle. but only a female photographer can handle those BIG and LONG lenses...

lol...haha

 

[Sion]

short lenses any female can handle. but only a female photographer can handle those BIG and LONG lenses...

Wouldn't she have to be this?