Top Reasons to Marry a Photographer


photoart

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1) They work well in the dark

2) They’re used to funny smells

3) They make things develop

4) They work well on many settings

5) They know how to focus

6) They can make big things look small and small things look big

7) They work well from many different angles

8 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...

9) They shoot in many different locations

10) They can find the beauty in anything

11) They spend all their money on cameras and lenses that they don’t have anymore to womanize

12) The 3rd party in the relationship is a non-living thing


One more... They peep not at woman, but at pixels
 

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1) They work well in the dark

2) They’re used to funny smells

3) They make things develop

4) They work well on many settings

5) They know how to focus

6) They can make big things look small and small things look big

7) They work well from many different angles

8 ) They zoom in and out. And in and out and in and out and in and out...

9) They shoot in many different locations

10) They can find the beauty in anything

11) They spend all their money on cameras and lenses that they don’t have anymore to womanize

12) The 3rd party in the relationship is a non-living thing
If you're a female you come to the right place to look for a partner. :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

Sgdevilzz

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16) They always come on time
 

laokayu

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For long sessions, all he needs is a BULB.

He can expose his tool multiple times to make you look good.
 

ManWearPants

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haha...this thread is turning x rated. Here's five more...

1) If all else fails, at least the camera is working.
2) The photographer is used to the concept of interchangeable lenses.
3) The photographer already checked you out x10 magnification so already accepted you the way you are. Or better still 100% cropped.
4) The photographer can distinguished between what is real and what is enhanced.
5) You will be always near a mirror, whenever you need to check your makeup
 

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canonmono

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Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer? :bsmilie:

:bsmilie:
1) They get excited whenever they see something cute
2) They learned how to focus on the right things
 

pasay

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Sion said:
Hey guys can I ask you what happens if you marry a female photographer? :bsmilie:

:bsmilie:
They're already well-versed on how to handle long lenses :)
 

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