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Dear All,

This is something that was sent to me so i thought it might be fun to share this with everyone. Do take it with a pinch of salt. :)

Thought to Ponder.....
Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Thought to Ponder.....
Can you cry under water?

Ans: Yes


How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?

Ans: When he doesn't know who killed him


Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Ans: You comments are worth more than what's on someone else head.

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?

Ans: No idea, cuz i am still alive


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Ans: Its more exp and troublesome to provide round boxes

What disease did cured ham actually have?
Ans: No idea

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Ans: The wheel was invented during the cave era, spaceship was much much later.


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
Ans: Read somewhere. Baby can sleep for more than 10hours, they only wake up when hungry

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Ans: The others are not deaf lar

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Ans: English langauge dude.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Ans: U get to have a bird eye view from the top bro.

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
Ans: Its erotic to see someone undressing. U dun want an erected guy to operate on u right ?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Ans: Ya hor, why ? 2 Breasts = bra, 1 ** = panties

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Ans: Different bread are of different make, some needs a longer time to toast

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
Ans: Sori never hear b4

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Ans: Chim dunnoe

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Ans : :eek:

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Ans: I am getting stupid trying to come up wif an answer


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Ans: Baby oil is for babies ?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Ans: :confused: Dumb qtn bro

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Ans: Yes

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Ans: Nope, recall in my head can liao

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Ans: :confused: Finally last qtn liao

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Can you cry under water?
Yes

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Dunno

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
exchange rates

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Dunno

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Cheaper to make a suare box

What disease did cured ham actually have?
Dunno

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
because we got lazy later

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
it is the look of a baby sleeping that is important here

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
the judge will still hear

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Dunno

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Birds Eye view, also normally i looks at far away stuff, not stuff on the 1st floor

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
the act of undressing is erotic

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
good question

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
some people like to burn their toast and scrape off the burn part b4 eating

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
Sorry i also never heard that song

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Still must pay ERP

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
if he fixed the boat, then it willbe the end of the show

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
Pluto is a dog while goofy is a charecter

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Babies?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Moral code

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Sounds like it

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
because i need to know if it sounds the same

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
dunno
 

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Wolfgang said:
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

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Because it looks very much like somebody else's ass from up there and
it sure would bleed a lot if you stick something on it up yours :D
 

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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

This is interesting. I suppose not.

Car pool lanes are to benefit 2 or more people who could have been driving separate cars but chose to share one car instead. I heard a discussion on radio about whether a parent driving a child should be eligible to drive in the carpool lane or not. The argument was that since the kid could not drive by himself anyway, so there was no reduction in the number of cars on the road, and thus they should not be eligible. The traffic police on the radio answered that in principle that was right, but to simplify the law it was simply implemented as 2 or more person regardless of age (as long as the driver has a valid driver's license).

I believe both persons in the vehicle should at least be alive to be eligible...
 

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Dear All,

This is something that was sent to me so i thought it might be fun to share this with everyone. Do take it with a pinch of salt. :)

Thought to Ponder.....
Can you cry under water?
Ans: yes

How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
Ans: when u have bodyguard to block bullets for u :bsmilie:

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Ans: Well, u know when people ask u things, u always a bit more reserved than u volunteer ur info?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Ans: If i am in heaven, clothes doesnt matter :O but then if u are in hell, the clothes probably will be burnt!

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Ans: very simple, helps u take it out. It doesnt matter for SPAM (the meat) but it matters for pizza if you have to flip it over to take it out! lol

What disease did cured ham actually have?
Ans: prevents rotting

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be
a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Ans: well, i guess NASA focus on the "big picture"! lol, you dont expect them to focus on wheels on luggage huh?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
like every two hours?
Ans: yeah, but if u add it up... i'll be very contented!

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Ans: No answer.

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Ans: One is a past event and the other supposed to be LIVE

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Ans: person who ask this is not a photographer:p lol

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.
Ans: lawsuits.. they cant be seen to be removing the clothes

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
Ans: whoever ask this question is kinda dumb... there's "panty"

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Ans: They just promise to TOAST, not elidiblility! kinda reminds me when nikon sold me the camera!

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about
him?
Ans: same reason as why i am answering questions like this.. bored.

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
Ans: sure. not sure anyone wanna pick up though.

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Ans: lol... time for some cross-training...

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
ans: thats why he looks goofy and is called goofy!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
ans: yeah, baby! (best austin power impersonation possible!)

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Ans: no answer for that... question is moronic

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
tune?
Ans:Yes

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Ans:yes

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
ans... eh.. i dont have any answer for this! :bsmilie:


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My feeble attempt! Enjoy!
 

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