The Love Clinic - A Special For V Day


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Come share your woes with our inhouse CS experts.

Some guy wrote a book called men are from mars, women are from venus. It is also often stated that guys don't understand what a woman wants......does she really mean no or does she mean yes? And women do not understand why guys like to smell their dirty socks before they put them on. Anyway as this forum has a higher percentage of men, we tink we can help you.....BUT this is only for a day and then this clinic is closed forever.

We have well qualified professionals to help you all

- Dr Riotvan
- Dr Pearly
- Dr Ice
- Mr Scandal
- and when he is well Dr Nei Mei - but no guarantees for his state of mind

Throughout the day we hope to get guest thread writers to write their thoughts on......"the love perspectives....."

So please do post your questions thru starting with "Dear Drs"

Warning:
- We have no qualifications relating to psychology or psychiatry
- We talk a lot of doo lah so the advice you take from us is not guaranteed and under your own personal risk
- We really are not doctors!!!
- We might not always be there so you might not get an immediate response. If you do need an immediate response please talk to your mum.
- Should we get inundated with too many questions we reserve the right not to answer your question.
RIGHT POSTERS - GET POSTING.....:thumbsup:
 

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Dear Doctress Pearl Pearl

i'm sick, i'm sick, pls check me up...


my shirt no button, just tear for me...

meanwhile my question is, how heavy does the three of you weigh when you all stand onto the same scale?
 

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Ahhh Dr Nai Meh - glad u could make it. We are very excited about the post you are going to deliver tomorrow about the controversial title "Men are from Venus and not from Mars"
meow meow meow meow meow

(translation: Dr Nai Meh does not speak.. he meows)
 

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Dear Doctress Pearl Pearl

i'm sick, i'm sick, pls check me up...


my shirt no button, just tear for me...

meanwhile my question is, how heavy does the three of you weigh when you all stand onto the same scale?
Let me attend to this patient.

After a detailed diagnosis, here are the findings :-

shirt no button - oooh sexy! :lovegrin::lovegrin:

head - clear

lower body - no abnormalities found

eyes - still seeing stars

CONCLUSION - you're love sick, drink some warm milk, go hug your bolster and have a starry night.


:bsmilie:
 

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Dear Doctress Pearl Pearl
meanwhile my question is, how heavy does the three of you weigh when you all stand onto the same scale?
Less than 100 pounds cos we all stand on the same scale at different times. :bsmilie::bsmilie:
 

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Thank you Dr Pearly
:kiss:





Let me attend to this patient.

After a detailed diagnosis, here are the findings :-

shirt no button - oooh sexy! :lovegrin::lovegrin:

head - clear

lower body - no abnormalities found

eyes - still seeing stars

CONCLUSION - you're love sick, drink some warm milk, go hug your bolster and have a starry night.


:bsmilie:
 

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Dear Dr.

I can't decide which one i love.....Nikon, Canon or Sony.

And i can only choose it........
 

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Dear Dr Ice,

Do you know where Dr Riotvan is?

I prefer talking to fish, they are less disturbing compared to tyres. :bsmilie:
 

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