The great KenRockWell

[Redsun]

Have you guys seen this?I think is super funny.COuldnt stop laughing
http://www.bahneman.com/liem/blog/article.php?story=Ken_Rockwell_Facts

* Ken Rockwell is the Chuck Norris of photography

* Ken Rockwell's camera has similar settings to ours, except his are: P[erfect] Av[Awesome Priority Tv[Totally Awesome Priority] M[ajestic]

* Ken Rockwell doesn't color correct. He adjusts your world to match his.

* Sure, Ken Rockwell deletes a bad photo or two. Other people call these Pulitzers.

* Ken Rockwell doesn't adjust his DOF, he changes space-time.

* Circle of confusion? You might be confused. Ken Rockwell never is.

* Ken Rockwell doesn't wait for the light when he shoots a landscape - the light waits for him.

* Ken Rockwell never flips his camera in portrait position, he flips the earth

* Ken Rockwell ordered an L-lens from Nikon, and got one.

* Ken Rockwell is the only person to have photographed Jesus; unfortunately he ran out of film and had to use a piece of cloth instead.

* When Ken Rockwell brackets a shot, the three versions of the photo win first place in three different categories

* Before Nikon or Canon releases a camera they go to Ken and they ask him to test them, the best cameras get a Nikon sticker and the less good get a Canon sticker

* Once Ken tested a camera, he said I cant even put Canon on this one,thats how Pentax was born

* Rockwellian policy isn't doublethink - Ken doesn't even need to think once

* Ken Rockwell doesn't use flash ever since the Nagasaki incident.

* Only Ken Rockwell can take pictures of Ken Rockwell; everyone else would just get their film overexposed by the light of his genius

* Ken Rockwell wanted something to distract the lesser photographers, and lo, there were ducks.

* Ken Rockwell is the only one who can take self-portraits of you

* Ken Rockwell's nudes were fully clothed at the time of exposure

* Ken Rockwell once designed a zoom lens. You know it as the Hubble SpaceTelescope.

* When Ken unpacks his CF card, it already has masterpieces on it.

* Rockwell portraits are so lifelike, they have to pay taxes

* On Ken Rockwell's desktop, the Trash Icon is really a link to National Geographic Magazine

* Ken Rockwell spells point-and-shoot "h-a-s-s-e-l-b-l-a-d"

* When Ken Rockwell went digital, National Geographic nearly went out of business because he was no longer phyically discarding photos

* For every 10 shots that Ken Rockwell takes, 11 are keepers.

* Ken Rockwell's digital files consist of 0's, 1's AND 2's.

* Ken Rockwell never focus, everything moves into his DoF

* Ken Rockwell's shots are so perfect, Adobe redesigned photoshop for him: all it consists of is a close button.

* The term tripod was coined after his silhouette

* Ken Rockwell never produces awful work, only work too advanced for the viewer

* A certain braind of hig-end cameras was named after people noticed the quality was a lot "like a" rockwell

* Ken Rockwell isn't the Chuck Norris of photography; Chuck Norris is the Ken Rockwell of martial arts.

* Ken Rockwell never starts, he continues

 

[JamesW]

I really got a good chuckle out of it. :thumbsup:

 

[zac08]

Wahahhahah :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[deckard]

god of photography? :bigeyes: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[satay16]

god of photography? :bigeyes: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

no. he IS god.:sweatsm:

 

[deckard]

how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot? :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[satay16]

how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot? :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

woah. wait till he tries astromonical photography.:bigeyes:

 

[Redsun]

how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot? :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

and maybe they'll do a little dance too:sweatsm: :sweatsm:

 

[Keith37]

:bsmilie: this is funny.....

how about, when he goes to sungei buloh, the birds line up and pose for him to shoot? :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

But who is Ken Rockwell?

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[deckard]

But who is Ken Rockwell?

:bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Ken from street fighter 2.... ho do ken!!!!!!!! ho do ken!!!!!! :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[zhangyb]

woah. wait till he tries astromonical photography.:bigeyes:

then the planets will shift for him!

 

[JamesW]

The stars will shift into positions that screams his name.:bsmilie:

 

[satay16]

then the planets will shift for him!

what planets? i am talking about blackholes, constellations, quasars and galaxies.:bigeyes:

:bsmilie:

 

[zhangyb]

what planets? i am talking about blackholes, constellations, quasars and galaxies.:bigeyes:

:bsmilie:

instead of sucking in light, the blackholes will release all the light he ever needed for over-exposure!

 

[satay16]

instead of sucking in light, the blackholes will release all the light he ever needed for over-exposure!

erm...........you are talking about hypothetical stella objects called white holes.:bsmilie:

 

[night86mare]

Ken from street fighter 2.... ho do ken!!!!!!!! ho do ken!!!!!! :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

Oh, so you mean Ryu is Ryu Rockwell?

Kewl, I always thought those two were *******s without any surname.

Rockwell, eh.

 

[night86mare]

erm...........you are talking about hypothetical stella objects called white holes.:bsmilie:

No, the opposite of a black hole is a pink hole. :sweat:

 

[redstone]

Can Ken rock well?:bsmilie:

 

[satay16]

Can Ken rock very well?:bsmilie:

erm......