Something about marriage (mandarin text only)


catchlights

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#1
Received this sms, like to share with everyone, it is funny but somehow is rather truth, so sorry it is in Mandarin, unable to translate it without lossing the puns. :)

以前提到结婚,想到“天长地久”
现在提到结婚,想到“能撑多久”。

当初会结婚,说是“看上眼”,
后来会离婚,说是“看走眼”。

婚前爱情是“神话”,
婚后爱情是“笑话”。

恋爱时“情话绵绵”
结婚后“谎话连连”。

恋爱时的男人,喜欢“毛手毛脚”,
结婚后的男人,变成“没手没脚”。

婚前男人,大都很“幽默”
婚后男人,大都很“沉默”。

恋爱时,一见面就“亲嘴”,
结婚后,一见面就“斗嘴”。

婚前男人常给女人“空白支票”,
婚后男人常给女人“空头支票”。

热恋时,相许下辈子“再结良缘”,
结婚后,怀疑上辈子“造作孽缘”。

婚前,谎话都是“情话”,
婚后,情话都是“废话”。
 

hanqiang1011

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#2
Received this sms, like to share with everyone, it is funny but somehow is rather truth, so sorry it is in Mandarin, unable to translate it without lossing the puns. :)

以前提到结婚,想到“天长地久”
现在提到结婚,想到“能撑多久”。

当初会结婚,说是“看上眼”,
后来会离婚,说是“看走眼”。

婚前爱情是“神话”,
婚后爱情是“笑话”。

恋爱时“情话绵绵”
结婚后“谎话连连”。

恋爱时的男人,喜欢“毛手毛脚”,
结婚后的男人,变成“没手没脚”。

婚前男人,大都很“幽默”
婚后男人,大都很“沉默”。

恋爱时,一见面就“亲嘴”,
结婚后,一见面就“斗嘴”。

婚前男人常给女人“空白支票”,
婚后男人常给女人“空头支票”。

热恋时,相许下辈子“再结良缘”,
结婚后,怀疑上辈子“造作孽缘”。

婚前,谎话都是“情话”,
婚后,情话都是“废话”。
WOW... so POWDERful :)
:thumbsup:
 

Agetan

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#6
Unfortunately, that hold true for most isn't it?

Hahaha.. thanks for sharing.
 

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Power .... it take a very boring person to write those and another boring person to read it. At least it makes my day happier .. lolx
 

Tupi Guy

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#9
Received this sms, like to share with everyone, it is funny but somehow is rather truth, so sorry it is in Mandarin, unable to translate it without lossing the puns. :)

以前提到结婚,想到“天长地久”
现在提到结婚,想到“能撑多久”。

当初会结婚,说是“看上眼”,
后来会离婚,说是“看走眼”。

婚前爱情是“神话”,
婚后爱情是“笑话”。

恋爱时“情话绵绵”
结婚后“谎话连连”。

恋爱时的男人,喜欢“毛手毛脚”,
结婚后的男人,变成“没手没脚”。

婚前男人,大都很“幽默”
婚后男人,大都很“沉默”。

恋爱时,一见面就“亲嘴”,
结婚后,一见面就“斗嘴”。

婚前男人常给女人“空白支票”,
婚后男人常给女人“空头支票”。

热恋时,相许下辈子“再结良缘”,
结婚后,怀疑上辈子“造作孽缘”。

婚前,谎话都是“情话”,
婚后,情话都是“废话”。
LOL

We heard your voice. :)
 

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