Seeking Wedding Emcee's Speeches Softcopy


hanqiang1011

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Dear all,

I will be tying the knot in Oct. I would like to seek a softcopy of Emcee speeches (if any) from fellow CSers who have been wedded or being an Emcee for others for a softcopy of your speeches.

Thanks in advance.

Cheers ;)
 

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aiyoh..... your MC should know you well enough that the speech will be personal and from his heart

normally YOUR (and your bride) speech is MUCH more impt...... emcee job is to co-ordinate the timings , make announcements and be the fill-in entertainment to a politely hungry audience

the normal must-have's in MC speech is

1. thank everyone for coming and oficially opening the wedding dinner
2. tell crowd something that he/she knows about you and your wife that is not common info
3. prepare a few jokes
4. invite couple on stage a few times to pour champagne, dance, kiss, cross arms toast to each other,
5. rag the couple in public
6. ask everyone to stand up and be seated....... a few times
7. maybe lead the 'brothers' in the Yam Seng toasting
8. make announcements on things like complimentary parking cupons
9. make/prepare jokes and excuses why at 9pm the dinner has not started yet

Your MC is not the star of that evening........ you and your bride are........
 

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Dear all,

I will be tying the knot in Oct. I would like to seek a softcopy of Emcee speeches (if any) from fellow CSers who have been wedded or being an Emcee for others for a softcopy of your speeches.

Thanks in advance.

Cheers ;)
Ask the hotel, they usually have a sample for u to change and suit to ur event.
 

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I can lend you my Emcee's speech:

"Ladys and gentlemen, boys and girls,

Tonight I am happy to stand here to see the groom finally tie the knot after so many failed conquests.

I think the bride is his 12th girlfriends. I should not go over the other 11 girls whose stories will probably take all night.

In a way I feel very sorry for the groom. As they say the fun is in the journey. And for the groom the thrill is in the chase. Maybe he'll turn it into a part-time hobby after his marriage?

I won't propose a toast. I prefer you to save the drinks for me as I'm a very thirsty man after this speech. And also be careful of the waxed duck wrapped with rice paper. I've found out the cook uses Kleenex tissue paper instead. Eat it only you have a strong stomach.........."
 

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I can lend you my Emcee's speech:

"Ladys and gentlemen, boys and girls,

Tonight I am happy to stand here to see the groom finally tie the knot after so many failed conquests.

I think the bride is his 12th girlfriends. I should not go over the other 11 girls whose stories will probably take all night.

In a way I feel very sorry for the groom. As they say the fun is in the journey. And for the groom the thrill is in the chase. Maybe he'll turn it into a part-time hobby after his marriage?

I won't propose a toast. I prefer you to save the drinks for me as I'm a very thirsty man after this speech. And also be careful of the waxed duck wrapped with rice paper. I've found out the cook uses Kleenex tissue paper instead. Eat it only you have a strong stomach.........."
The best speech! :thumbsup:
 

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Dear all,

I will be tying the knot in Oct. I would like to seek a softcopy of Emcee speeches (if any) from fellow CSers who have been wedded or being an Emcee for others for a softcopy of your speeches.

Thanks in advance.

Cheers ;)
Be original, come up with your own script for you, your bride and MC. I think a once in a lifetime event deserves the effort ya?
 

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if your banquet is held at hotel ballroom, hotel will provide you the Emcee's Speech.

if your banquet is held at restaurant, the manage will be your emcee.

and you really really want the copy, ask in singaporebrides forum you will have it in no time.
 

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i was once sabotaged to be an emcee at my fren's wedding many years ago at marina mandarin oriental, and the script they provided me had so many grammatical errors :bsmilie: that in the end i had to rewrite it.
 

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i was once sabotaged to be an emcee at my fren's wedding many years ago at marina mandarin oriental, and the script they provided me had so many grammatical errors :bsmilie: that in the end i had to rewrite it.
Does it go something like this:

"I am happy to see the handsome gloom to marry such a bountiful wife.

And I like to ask you all to slant up and lift your grass to propose a roast to the pride and the gloom.

May I remain the guests that there are supplementary barking coupons available for all to use......."
 

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Does it go something like this:

"I am happy to see the handsome gloom to marry such a bountiful wife.

And I like to ask you all to slant up and lift your grass to propose a roast to the pride and the gloom.

May I remain the guests that there are supplementary barking coupons available for all to use......."
lol, got chinese vision or not??
 

catchlights

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The EMCEEs need not be 1x guy and 1x gal, either 2 of the same gender also can right?

:)
actually, anything goes,
you want one person "pao san pao hai" also can,
or ten people on the stage each one say one line also fine,

is YOUR night, can do whatever you please.
 

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does it go something like this:

"i am happy to see the handsome gloom to marry such a bountiful wife.

And i like to ask you all to slant up and lift your grass to propose a roast to the pride and the gloom.

May i remain the guests that there are supplementary barking coupons available for all to use......."
lol, got chinese vision or not??
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