here's a joke. i think it's funny. i'm not good at telling jokes actually. but i'll try
it's originally from wolfgang weingart, a graphic designer.
*knock *knock
the farmer answered the door and saw a rabbit looking at him with a smile
rabbit asked: do you have any cabbage?
farmer replied: no i don't i'm sorry, i rear animals.
and so the dissapointed rabbit left. hopping away..
The second day..
*knock *knock
the farmer answered the door and saw the SAME rabbit looking at him with a smile AGAIN
the rabbit asked: do you have any cabbage?
the irritated farmer replied: no i DON'T, i said i rear animals. i don't have any cabbage, and if you dare ask again, i'll nail your floppy ears on the ground!
and so.. the rabbit was frightened and was hopping away. he stopped visiting the farmer.
A week later..
*knock *knock
the farmer answered the door and saw the SAME rabbit looking at him with a weary expression now.. and before the angry farmer could do anything..
the rabbit asked: do you have any nails?
the confused farmer replied: hmm no.. whyy?
the rabbit asked: DO YOU HAVE ANY CABBAGE?
it's originally from wolfgang weingart, a graphic designer.
*knock *knock
the farmer answered the door and saw a rabbit looking at him with a smile
rabbit asked: do you have any cabbage?
farmer replied: no i don't i'm sorry, i rear animals.
and so the dissapointed rabbit left. hopping away..
The second day..
*knock *knock
the farmer answered the door and saw the SAME rabbit looking at him with a smile AGAIN
the rabbit asked: do you have any cabbage?
the irritated farmer replied: no i DON'T, i said i rear animals. i don't have any cabbage, and if you dare ask again, i'll nail your floppy ears on the ground!
and so.. the rabbit was frightened and was hopping away. he stopped visiting the farmer.
A week later..
*knock *knock
the farmer answered the door and saw the SAME rabbit looking at him with a weary expression now.. and before the angry farmer could do anything..
the rabbit asked: do you have any nails?
the confused farmer replied: hmm no.. whyy?
the rabbit asked: DO YOU HAVE ANY CABBAGE?