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Herpes lasts forever :devil:
That's a good one.
Herpes certainly last forever. But they usually come out and say hello and give us some inconvenience once in a while. How often will depend on ourselves...
As for our better halves of the gentler gender, well... they generally would present with daily inconveniences. (a generalisation here)
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So would you rather have once a month inconvenience forever, or almost daily inconvenience for 35-40 years?