Photographing your wife


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Herpes lasts forever :devil:

That's a good one.
Herpes certainly last forever. But they usually come out and say hello and give us some inconvenience once in a while. How often will depend on ourselves...
As for our better halves of the gentler gender, well... they generally would present with daily inconveniences. (a generalisation here)
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So would you rather have once a month inconvenience forever, or almost daily inconvenience for 35-40 years?
 

Girlfriends don't have:

a) The ring(s) of domination

b) Joint name credit card (very big method of revenge for taking pics without wifey approval)

c) Nagging power

d) Scathing comment ability like a wife (otherwise g/f traded in for newer model with lower km on mouth).

;p

i thought the only difference was that wives needed to:

a) cook
b) clean
c) massage
d) do groceries
e) iron shirts

blah blah blah
 

Yep they sure do, and it's been the downfall of many a couple. It's a trap and this here little black duck would rather not stick his head in to the unholy matrimoney trap. I hear the marriage noose is a tight fit and a wallet busting nightmare :devil:



Wonders if you know the difference between love, wives, girlfriends and herpes?
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Herpes lasts forever :devil:

Lol... marriage isn't THAT bad... just not as good as most imagine :bsmilie:
 

i thought the only difference was that wives needed to:

a) cook
b) clean
c) massage
d) do groceries
e) iron shirts

blah blah blah

+ ungoat u :sweatsm:
 

i thought the only difference was that wives needed to:

a) cook
b) clean
c) massage
d) do groceries
e) iron shirts

blah blah blah

Woa .. sounds almost like they are to be used, reused, and abused ...
i am sure many will disagree with ya tsk tsk tsk, just make sure nxt time
u r not the party who end up doing all these instead

ryan
 

i thought the only difference was that wives needed to:

a) cook
b) clean
c) massage
d) do groceries
e) iron shirts

blah blah blah

a gf can do all these. in fact, they should be doing lesser once they become your wife. cos u will be doing them instead.
 

Woa .. sounds almost like they are to be used, reused, and abused ...
i am sure many will disagree with ya tsk tsk tsk, just make sure nxt time
u r not the party who end up doing all these instead

ryan

:bsmilie:

just sit on the ironing board and yawn :sticktong
 

She turn you into a Koala

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:eek::eek::eek:
 

whether gf or wife, better make sure she looks gd in the photo. otherwise it better NOT see the light of day.....or else!!!

:bsmilie:
 

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