I found this from dpreview and I tot it was quite funny
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gsrprice/sparkler_fun.jpg
My attempt... with the help of friends (Nov 5 2001 after a few beers too many!) I hope this doesn't offend anyone - appolgies if it does.
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gsrprice/sparkler_fun.jpg