Ot.......


Status
Not open for further replies.

jesser

New Member
Dec 28, 2002
516
0
0
Serangoon
www.jesserswork.com.sg
#1
got it from my e-mail...........


--------------------------------------------------------------------------
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house.

I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

The moral of this story is:

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
 

Jer76

Senior Member
Apr 21, 2002
1,049
0
36
West
#3
He kept his condoms in his car and went to get them? :bsmilie:
 

HelmetBox

New Member
Sep 9, 2003
1,324
0
0
#4
hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! :bsmilie:
 

feryl

New Member
Jan 7, 2003
254
0
0
Visit site
#5
i bet he was crying too when the father in law told him the truth... he must be rueful of wasting a good romp...
 

Garion

Senior Member
Nov 26, 2002
5,528
0
0
44
West side of S'pore
Visit site
#6
feryl said:
i bet he was crying too when the father in law told him the truth... he must be rueful of wasting a good romp...
Lol!!!!!!! :bsmilie:

Who knows....maybe later on?? ;)

p.s Have read this before but its always great for a laugh. Good for chasing away monday blues. And agree totally with the moral of the story. :D
 

jbma

Senior Member
Dec 28, 2003
3,287
0
0
Tampines
#8
I hope his erection has subsided when he meet his father in law.
 

feryl

New Member
Jan 7, 2003
254
0
0
Visit site
#10
jbma said:
I hope his erection has subsided when he meet his father in law.
i'm sure that shldn't matter. Since it takes a real man to conquer his dong and tell it whose boss...

now, it's a different matter if the father-in-law actually stared at the 'tentage' with intent....
 

Status
Not open for further replies.
Top Bottom