Actually the two of them are pretty entertaining, in a WilliamHung-esque kind of way.
"We now have on the line, Michelle, who is in Suntec City. Michelle, are you still on the line?"
"Yes."
"Can you describe the scene from where you are?"
"Like I was saying earlier, I can't really see anything."
"Thank you, Michelle".
And of course, the classic question after the Singapore Power spokesman related how they restored power and shut off the gas within 20 min:
"So, do you think these blackouts will occur very often?"
(Pregnant pause)
"The cause of the blackout was the road collapse. I think we have to wait for them to investigate the cause first."
My wife found me rolling around on the floor after that one.