More bad news. This time from the Japanese banking sector


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I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking sector:

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a
song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!



Hope that brought you some laughter in this gloomy financial climate. Have a happy holiday!

David
 

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I've just read that uncertainty has now hit the Japanese banking sector:

In the last 7 days Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.

Yesterday, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a
song, while today shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived.

Samurai Bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks,

Ninja Bank is reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black.

Furthermore, 500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop and analysts report that there is
something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal!



Hope that brought you some laughter in this gloomy financial climate. Have a happy holiday!

David
Took me about 10 seconds and then it hit me like a rock........ then burst out lmao!

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie::thumbsup:
 

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And the 3 big guns - Honda, Toyota and Suzuki Banks all crashed out in the oil futures. :bsmilie:

Just when everyone thinks the whole financial system in Japan has collapsed, many branches of Shitake Bank start mushrooming all over the land. :bsmilie:
 

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Only Nippon Bank was able to put back some color into their books. :bsmilie:

And staff at Sayonara Bank had to bid goodbye to their boss who created the fiasco :bsmilie:
 

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Wonder how people can think of all these,entertaining though.Any more?(Yakuza,Sayonara,Banzai and etc.)
 

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Wonder how people can think of all these,entertaining though.Any more?(Yakuza,Sayonara,Banzai and etc.)
Yakuza Bank got robbed of the longest banking history when they closed their doors.

Sayonara Bank says goodbye to their loyal customers.

Banzai Bank planted their last post in the stock exchange listings.

Kimono Bank could not wear their bad debts anymore.
 

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Wonder what happened to Gyoza, Miso, Tsunami and Geisha Banks??:think:
Miso bank has been in the soup since 80s.

Geisha Bank has been a virgin player in offshore lending until the current financial crisis takes its toll on her over-exposed position. :)
 

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What can I say.Club snappers are a brilliant lot.Arigatohozaimas!
 

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What can I say.Club snappers are a brilliant lot.Arigatohozaimas!
The bed on which Geisha bank was built on was not on solid commercial ground as its supports were constantly been pressured by demanding customers from the top.
 

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earthquake very common there, little wonder they crumble like deep fried rice cakes.
 

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Geisha Bank had seen better financial days since it closed its overnight commercial activities because of lack of willing bodies.

Tokyo Stock Exchange had reported some up and down movements in the late afternoon trading activities of the Geisha Bank yesterday.

After the injection of 200 million Yen to technology vertical integration Geisha Bank is now witnessing fluid and well-lubricated workings of its IT system much to the relief of its Chairwoman.

The present financial health of Geisha Bank was much related to its ailing clients who had infected its ability to perform in rough times from low position.
 

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Bueh Tahan Leh! This bank call Geisha, like, is it in Geylang?Hmm?Wonder,wonder,wonder.
 

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Geisha Bank had seen better financial days since it closed its overnight commercial activities because of lack of willing bodies.

Tokyo Stock Exchange had reported some up and down movements in the late afternoon tradings activities of the Geisha Bank yesterday.

After the injection of 200 million Yen to technology vertical integration Geisha Bank is now witnessing fluid and smooth workings of its IT system much to the relief of its Chairwoman.

The present financial health of Geisha Bank was much related to its ailing clients who had infected its ability to perform in tough times.
Her ASSETS are now WELL ENDOWED! :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:
 

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Relationship managers in GEISHA BANKS are giving out special instructions to those taking loans to fund their CONDOM_iniums purchases. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:
 

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