Men are just happier people .. or not ;-)


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Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


No wonder men are happier:think::think:
 

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Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours. & Women get chauffeured everywhere
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
Men get fat too, just that we dun mind
You can never be pregnant.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal. Women can too you know ;)
You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
Refer to above point
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
Actually its one pair for most men
You never have strap problems in public.
You never have itchy crouch problem in public
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Men do see wrinkles they just feel it adds to the character =)
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Women get to shop all their life
One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
Not really... Men just get our wives to do it for us =) Women are just better at shopping


No wonder men are happier:think::think:
Hahaha this is a good laugh on a Friday thxs for sharing. must show this to my wife :thumbsup:

My comments are just for fun dun take it too seriously :)
 

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