Jokes

[porn-star]

One day, a female colleague send me this joke.

What is Marketing?

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"
That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich "Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich, I want to marry you." That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. That's Customer Feedback

and being a smarta** that I am, I replied with this..

What is Marketing?
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She gives you the look and lick her lips. That's Direct Marketing

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. One of her friends walks over and tells you "I think she's interested in you."
That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She smiles at you and walks over. Hands you her namecard and whispers softly in your ear, "Call me" The next day you call her and she says, "I'm the definition of fun."
That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You two chat up and she brings you to a quieter place to talk. She cordially solicites information on what you do, your believes and your family. Then proceeds to relate her side of her life. Finally she says "You know, I'd love to see more of you.."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I WANT YOU"
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You chat her up, then proceed to the room upstairs to have your way with her. You come back down, go to your chumps and say "She's so easy, but not much of a performer."
That's Customer Feedback

Come come, post some jokes here... after a hard day of crap work, I wanna laugh...

 

[Koolpixel]

Come come, post some jokes here... after a hard day of crap work, I wanna laugh...[/QUOTE]


You have started a new thread which is similar to Just for laugh eh.
More jokes are in this thread loh!

 

[zerofour]

erm.... alot marketing people using this joke around to entertain clients now adays "this is my feedback"

 

[Ashleyy]

Here's something that's kinda Joke and Kinda for reflection.. Enjoy:

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom."

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with John and he is so
nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that
we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

 

[Venom81]

One day, a female colleague send me this joke.



and being a smarta** that I am, I replied with this..



Come come, post some jokes here... after a hard day of crap work, I wanna laugh...

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[Venom81]

Here's something that's kinda Joke and Kinda for reflection.. Enjoy:

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope
propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed,
"Mom."

With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope
and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
to you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a
scene with Dad and you.

I've been finding real passion with John and he is so
nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that
we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has
a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more
children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for
all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can
get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,
Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things
in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[porn-star]

You have started a new thread which is similar to Just for laugh eh.

Oppss.. sorry folks, I started this thread without realising that there's already one that is similar. Closing this thread so that all the jokes can be placed in a single thread.