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Teacher: Sam, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
Sam: No comb, sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Sam: No hair, sir.

Teacher: What's the chemical formula for water?
Sam: "HIJKLMNO".
Teacher: What?
Sam: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Teacher: Sam, give me a sentence starting with" I".
Sam: I is...
Teacher: No, Sam, always say, "I am...."
Sam: Alright ... umm ... "I am the 9th letter of the 26
alphabets"

Teacher: If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 on the
other, what would I have?
Class: Big Hands!!!!!!

In Sam's house
Father: Your teacher says she finds it's impossible to
teach you anything!
Sam: That's why I say she's no good!

Father: Sam, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say
sorry to her.
Sam: (to the aunt) Aunt, I'm sorry you're stupid.

Sam: Mom, teacher was asking me today if I've any brothers
or sisters who will be coming to school.
Mom: That's nice of her to take such an interest, dear.
So what did she say when you told her you're the only
child, my dear?
Sam: She just said ... 'Thanks goodness!'

Sam: Dad, can you write in the dark?Dad: I think so, what do you want me to write?
Sam: Your name on my report card.

In a clinic
Doctor: I've "bad news" and "very bad news" for you.
Patient: Well, might be better give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said
uou've 24 hours to live.
Patient: What?! 24 hours! That's terrible! What could even
worse then? Tell me the very bad news.
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
 

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