Joke of the Day

[clarinet]

I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode :dunno:

then this joker walked up to us

Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

Joker : S = semi auto :bigeyes: , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

me: Oh icic... learn something new today

after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[besh]

I presumed u dun know this bugger, right?

HOPE this fella is reading this thread... then he'll learnt something new...
A-Aperture priority man.... Auto....
then did ya ask him the [A] is what mode?

Fully auto x 2 ? hahah

 

[ndroo]

Tell him lah ...

A is A**hole mode
S is S*cker mode

and he says use M, tell him M is for pros like him ... M for Moron mode

 

[JediForce4ever]

I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode :dunno:

then this joker walked up to us

Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

Joker : S = semi auto :bigeyes: , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

me: Oh icic... learn something new today

after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz

Hoa Lian...If i were you..I will just tell him..that A-mode is App priority..then operate for him to see...or not i tell him..you so good..you use Manual mode for me to see lar...:angry:and must purposely suan him in front of his GF...

 

[deslim27]

Got Auto, Semi-Auto, no Burst mode? Lousy camera.. :bsmilie:

 

[BBTM]

Suan him back on the spot if I am you. Let him :embrass: infront of her gf n maybe her gf post for you in the end, haha! This kind of joker, ask them whether they own a DSLR/SLR in the first place or not? :sticktong

 

[Del_CtrlnoAlt]

i think he mistake a camera for a gun liao... thinking anything can shoot must be a gun...

 

[BBTM]

i think he mistake a camera for a gun liao... thinking anything can shoot must be a gun...

Maybe he is doing his NS only, learning his new toy, what to do? :bsmilie:

 

[JediForce4ever]

Suan him back on the spot if I am you. Let him :embrass: infront of her gf n maybe her gf post for you in the end, haha! This kind of joker, ask them whether they own a DSLR/SLR in the first place or not? :sticktong

I agree...must ask him whether he got it first anot..dunno then dont anyhow teach people....or you can also ask him to RTFM:bsmilie:

 

[ecc35]

I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode :dunno:

then this joker walked up to us

Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

Joker : S = semi auto :bigeyes: , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

me: Oh icic... learn something new today

after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz :bsmilie:

Hi Clarinet,

I think you did the rite thing not to correct him in front of his GF. :thumbsup: :thumbsup: You and your friend had a good laugh afterall.

 

[coke x]

A mode is auto mode

this is common in photography joke but

S = semi auto :bigeyes: , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

the definition for these is really impressive, i must say that guy must be really creative....:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

thanks mate, you....arrrrh no, that guy really make my day...

 

[zaren]

hahahahaha...... :bsmilie:

 

[foxtwo]

im surprised he didn't say S=sport mode, P=portrait mode. shows that he still got a bit of imagination to think of semi-auto.... (like wtf is semi-auto??? hahahha)

but u too nice lah, must be u in good mood.

 

[Drudkh]

im surprised he didn't say S=sport mode, P=portrait mode. shows that he still got a bit of imagination to think of semi-auto.... (like wtf is semi-auto??? hahahha)

but u too nice lah, must be u in good mood.

maybe he's still serving the SAF, carrying the M16. :devil:

 

[zaren]

im surprised he didn't say S=sport mode, P=portrait mode. shows that he still got a bit of imagination to think of semi-auto.... (like wtf is semi-auto??? hahahha)

but u too nice lah, must be u in good mood.

actually he could be even more creative and said S=Student mode, A=Amateur mode, P=Professional mode.

:thumbsup:

 

[GDSNP]

ahahahaha :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

 

[foxtwo]

clarinet, where did u see this guy? maybe should org a CS outing there, then he can teach us how to use our cameras.

 

[mich_2103]

I'm testing out my friend D50 this morning in A-mode.... And the joker who came along, most likely trying to impress the girl he was with......

joker to girl: Wow lau, dun know how to use pro cam, dun use, use it in auto mode....

I'm blur, so i look around, seem like only my friend and I had a cam with us, so I look at the mode again... hmm correct mah, A-mode... where got in auto mode :dunno:

then this joker walked up to us

Joker: hey friend, u know how to use this cam or not.... use it in manuel mode lah...

me: Oh... so A mode is auto mode lah... then what is S mode and P mode?

Joker : S = semi auto :bigeyes: , P = programmable. So mjust set to M....

me: Oh icic... learn something new today

after he left, my friend and I laugh till pengz :bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

WAH LAU!!!

What a loser man!

 

[clarinet]

maybe he's still serving the SAF, carrying the M16. :devil:

for your info... most likely he's a student.....

 

[clarinet]

clarinet, where did u see this guy? maybe should org a CS outing there, then he can teach us how to use our cameras.

in my school....