if the traffic green/red man can speak...


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hi guys,

am doing some research on the traffic green/red man. think everyone would have seen them before, the little red/green man that tells you when you should cross the street.

imagine if the greenman or redman could speak, what would it say?

to you?
to the red man(by green man)
to the green man( by the red man)
etc.

would appreciate all inputs...no matter how silly or how ridiculous they are...just make sure no vulgarity...follow forum rules. if you think yours is too vulgar, pm it to me. thanks
 

kelccm

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Green Man says, "Walk and Live."
Red Man says, "Walk and Die."
Orange Man says, "Stop and Live."
Very apt:thumbsup: Except that pedestrain light don't have orange man. Unless it is the traffic light
 

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sORe-EyEz

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both will say: "dun listen to him!"

they were seperated at birth for a good reason! :bsmilie:
 

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Green man says : why u looking at me, did u notice the cars got stop or not...

Red man says : stare at me for wat, i dun control the traffic lights...and why such grumbly face...smile lah..

:devil:
 

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thanks for all the reply. keep them coming. they are really interesting.

when i first thought about this, i thought both would say get me a chair. they have been standing for ages.
 

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The green man would tell the cars turning into the road.

STOP!

you about to cross the line!
 

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Green Man says, "want to walk, press the button" :)
Red Man says, "don't keep pressing the button" :angry:
 

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Green Man says, "walk with ease" ;)

Red Man says, "walk with care" :confused:
 

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Green Man: Oh crap... high tide, i really need to go... but i'm going nowhere.

Red Man: Oh crap... just don't do your stuff here.
 

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