For all the lost and sad souls out there, I refer to Emil Chau's song : Make me happy and make me worried...
How do you know:
- she doesn't complain when you spend half a day at Alan Photo or CP..
- she doesn't complain when you spend a whole day at a hi fi shop
- she watches Texas Chainsaw massacre with you
- you are late and dressed in a tee shirt, whilst she is wearing her little black dress
- you bring her to a hawker centre for her birthday and forget a present
- she wears your shirt in your home
- she buys you a tie
- she remembers what you said 3 months ago
- she can tolerate your mum
- you wipe your hands on your pants and she offers you her hanky
- its raining, you walk or run ahead to shelter then yells for her to hurry up and she quietly follows 7 steps behind
- you come back from reservist, dirty and muddy and she kisses you, takes your clothes off and promptly washes them
- your underwear has stains and she quietly handwashes them
- you forget her mum's birthday and when she calls you, you are watching EPL at a pub, she just says, never mind, come when you can
- she finds a hole in your pants and sews it up
- she slips a love note into a sandwich she makes for you
- you stay in Jurong and she drive you home then goes home in Johor
- you give her a powerdrill for her birthday and she holds it and stares into your eyes and smiles ever so sweetly
- you smell like a pile of elephant dung and she sits through a whole play with you without saying anything about it
- she brings soup for your mum when she knows your mum is ill
- when you are on call she brings you supper
- she says she will wait for you to come back from abroad
- she calls you in another country
- she wants you to teach her something she is good at (like its her speciality)
- she invites you home for dinner, and her parents are home
- she swipes a picture of you from your home and keeps it
- she wants to play tennis with you but has never liked tennis
- you wear your belt almost up to your armpits and she doesn't mind
- you have the dress sense of a gorilla and she still goes out with you
- your nose hair is longer than that on her head and she does not complain
- you pick your nose in public and she doesn't mind
- you can fart the entire Beethoven 5th Symphony and she doesn't vomit
- you adjust your crouch in public and she looks vaguely interested
- you watch a comedy and she grabs your arm out of fear
- she puts sun block for you and ignores everyone else at a beach gathering
- she thinks you look like Brad Pitt even though you look like a cross between Dilbert and an iguana
- you call a woman across the street (who is her mum) Jabba the Hut and she thinks its funny
- you say she has more hair on her legs than Chewbacca and you are still alive
- you talk about the most boring and inane things and after an hour, she just sighs and smiles
- you tell her she has had one too many meat pies and you didn't die
- she give you the keys to her place
- she has never hiked in her life and decides to raft down the Grand Canyon with you
- she lives in Sarawak and talks about moving over to your neighbourhood in Singapore
- she wipes the sweat off your brow with her fav hanky
- she shares her lip balm with you
- she lets you see her without makeup in the morning
- its an empty bus and she sits close to you
- she doesn't pretend to be full and actually eats her normal portions
- she lets you use her comb
- you are the first person she calls when her dog dies
- she isn't angry with you when you laugh about her dog dying
- you use her Clinque soap to wash the cutlery and she does not scream
- she lets you see her old fat photos in childhood
- you email and ask replies with a 10 page answer detail what she has done and will do for the next ten days, with lots of invitations to join her or blanks of free time
- she rather take the bus home with you than get a ride from a guy with a Merc
- after you send her home, she wants to know you arrived home safe
- when you break a memento from her ex, she stares at you and says its time that is gone
How do you know:
- she doesn't complain when you spend half a day at Alan Photo or CP..
- she doesn't complain when you spend a whole day at a hi fi shop
- she watches Texas Chainsaw massacre with you
- you are late and dressed in a tee shirt, whilst she is wearing her little black dress
- you bring her to a hawker centre for her birthday and forget a present
- she wears your shirt in your home
- she buys you a tie
- she remembers what you said 3 months ago
- she can tolerate your mum
- you wipe your hands on your pants and she offers you her hanky
- its raining, you walk or run ahead to shelter then yells for her to hurry up and she quietly follows 7 steps behind
- you come back from reservist, dirty and muddy and she kisses you, takes your clothes off and promptly washes them
- your underwear has stains and she quietly handwashes them
- you forget her mum's birthday and when she calls you, you are watching EPL at a pub, she just says, never mind, come when you can
- she finds a hole in your pants and sews it up
- she slips a love note into a sandwich she makes for you
- you stay in Jurong and she drive you home then goes home in Johor
- you give her a powerdrill for her birthday and she holds it and stares into your eyes and smiles ever so sweetly
- you smell like a pile of elephant dung and she sits through a whole play with you without saying anything about it
- she brings soup for your mum when she knows your mum is ill
- when you are on call she brings you supper
- she says she will wait for you to come back from abroad
- she calls you in another country
- she wants you to teach her something she is good at (like its her speciality)
- she invites you home for dinner, and her parents are home
- she swipes a picture of you from your home and keeps it
- she wants to play tennis with you but has never liked tennis
- you wear your belt almost up to your armpits and she doesn't mind
- you have the dress sense of a gorilla and she still goes out with you
- your nose hair is longer than that on her head and she does not complain
- you pick your nose in public and she doesn't mind
- you can fart the entire Beethoven 5th Symphony and she doesn't vomit
- you adjust your crouch in public and she looks vaguely interested
- you watch a comedy and she grabs your arm out of fear
- she puts sun block for you and ignores everyone else at a beach gathering
- she thinks you look like Brad Pitt even though you look like a cross between Dilbert and an iguana
- you call a woman across the street (who is her mum) Jabba the Hut and she thinks its funny
- you say she has more hair on her legs than Chewbacca and you are still alive
- you talk about the most boring and inane things and after an hour, she just sighs and smiles
- you tell her she has had one too many meat pies and you didn't die
- she give you the keys to her place
- she has never hiked in her life and decides to raft down the Grand Canyon with you
- she lives in Sarawak and talks about moving over to your neighbourhood in Singapore
- she wipes the sweat off your brow with her fav hanky
- she shares her lip balm with you
- she lets you see her without makeup in the morning
- its an empty bus and she sits close to you
- she doesn't pretend to be full and actually eats her normal portions
- she lets you use her comb
- you are the first person she calls when her dog dies
- she isn't angry with you when you laugh about her dog dying
- you use her Clinque soap to wash the cutlery and she does not scream
- she lets you see her old fat photos in childhood
- you email and ask replies with a 10 page answer detail what she has done and will do for the next ten days, with lots of invitations to join her or blanks of free time
- she rather take the bus home with you than get a ride from a guy with a Merc
- after you send her home, she wants to know you arrived home safe
- when you break a memento from her ex, she stares at you and says its time that is gone
