How do you know if a girl IS keen on you


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petetherock

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For all the lost and sad souls out there, I refer to Emil Chau's song : Make me happy and make me worried...

How do you know:

- she doesn't complain when you spend half a day at Alan Photo or CP..
- she doesn't complain when you spend a whole day at a hi fi shop
- she watches Texas Chainsaw massacre with you
- you are late and dressed in a tee shirt, whilst she is wearing her little black dress
- you bring her to a hawker centre for her birthday and forget a present
- she wears your shirt in your home
- she buys you a tie
- she remembers what you said 3 months ago
- she can tolerate your mum
- you wipe your hands on your pants and she offers you her hanky
- its raining, you walk or run ahead to shelter then yells for her to hurry up and she quietly follows 7 steps behind

- you come back from reservist, dirty and muddy and she kisses you, takes your clothes off and promptly washes them
- your underwear has stains and she quietly handwashes them
- you forget her mum's birthday and when she calls you, you are watching EPL at a pub, she just says, never mind, come when you can
- she finds a hole in your pants and sews it up
- she slips a love note into a sandwich she makes for you
- you stay in Jurong and she drive you home then goes home in Johor
- you give her a powerdrill for her birthday and she holds it and stares into your eyes and smiles ever so sweetly
- you smell like a pile of elephant dung and she sits through a whole play with you without saying anything about it
- she brings soup for your mum when she knows your mum is ill
- when you are on call she brings you supper
- she says she will wait for you to come back from abroad
- she calls you in another country
- she wants you to teach her something she is good at (like its her speciality)
- she invites you home for dinner, and her parents are home
- she swipes a picture of you from your home and keeps it
- she wants to play tennis with you but has never liked tennis
- you wear your belt almost up to your armpits and she doesn't mind
- you have the dress sense of a gorilla and she still goes out with you
- your nose hair is longer than that on her head and she does not complain
- you pick your nose in public and she doesn't mind
- you can fart the entire Beethoven 5th Symphony and she doesn't vomit
- you adjust your crouch in public and she looks vaguely interested
- you watch a comedy and she grabs your arm out of fear
- she puts sun block for you and ignores everyone else at a beach gathering
- she thinks you look like Brad Pitt even though you look like a cross between Dilbert and an iguana
- you call a woman across the street (who is her mum) Jabba the Hut and she thinks its funny
- you say she has more hair on her legs than Chewbacca and you are still alive
- you talk about the most boring and inane things and after an hour, she just sighs and smiles
- you tell her she has had one too many meat pies and you didn't die
- she give you the keys to her place
- she has never hiked in her life and decides to raft down the Grand Canyon with you
- she lives in Sarawak and talks about moving over to your neighbourhood in Singapore
- she wipes the sweat off your brow with her fav hanky
- she shares her lip balm with you
- she lets you see her without makeup in the morning
- its an empty bus and she sits close to you
- she doesn't pretend to be full and actually eats her normal portions
- she lets you use her comb
- you are the first person she calls when her dog dies
- she isn't angry with you when you laugh about her dog dying
- you use her Clinque soap to wash the cutlery and she does not scream
- she lets you see her old fat photos in childhood
- you email and ask replies with a 10 page answer detail what she has done and will do for the next ten days, with lots of invitations to join her or blanks of free time
- she rather take the bus home with you than get a ride from a guy with a Merc
- after you send her home, she wants to know you arrived home safe
- when you break a memento from her ex, she stares at you and says “its time that is gone”
 

ahbian

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After reading the above, the first thought that comes to me is WHY the girl would still be keen on me. :bsmilie:
 

Canonised

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Aug 27, 2003
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How do you know if a girl IS keen on you?
after the expensive dinner she follows you to see your hotel room ... :p
 

zhix

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May 10, 2003
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For all the lost and sad souls out there, I refer to Emil Chau's song : Make me happy and make me worried...

How do you know:

- she doesn't complain when you spend half a day at Alan Photo or CP..
- she doesn't complain when you spend a whole day at a hi fi shop
- she watches Texas Chainsaw massacre with you
- you are late and dressed in a tee shirt, whilst she is wearing her little black dress
- you bring her to a hawker centre for her birthday and forget a present
- she wears your shirt in your home
- she buys you a tie
- she remembers what you said 3 months ago
- she can tolerate your mum
- you wipe your hands on your pants and she offers you her hanky
- its raining, you walk or run ahead to shelter then yells for her to hurry up and she quietly follows 7 steps behind

- you come back from reservist, dirty and muddy and she kisses you, takes your clothes off and promptly washes them
- your underwear has stains and she quietly handwashes them
- you forget her mum's birthday and when she calls you, you are watching EPL at a pub, she just says, never mind, come when you can
- she finds a hole in your pants and sews it up
- she slips a love note into a sandwich she makes for you
- you stay in Jurong and she drive you home then goes home in Johor
- you give her a powerdrill for her birthday and she holds it and stares into your eyes and smiles ever so sweetly
- you smell like a pile of elephant dung and she sits through a whole play with you without saying anything about it
- she brings soup for your mum when she knows your mum is ill
- when you are on call she brings you supper
- she says she will wait for you to come back from abroad
- she calls you in another country
- she wants you to teach her something she is good at (like its her speciality)
- she invites you home for dinner, and her parents are home
- she swipes a picture of you from your home and keeps it
- she wants to play tennis with you but has never liked tennis
- you wear your belt almost up to your armpits and she doesn't mind
- you have the dress sense of a gorilla and she still goes out with you
- your nose hair is longer than that on her head and she does not complain
- you pick your nose in public and she doesn't mind
- you can fart the entire Beethoven 5th Symphony and she doesn't vomit
- you adjust your crouch in public and she looks vaguely interested
- you watch a comedy and she grabs your arm out of fear
- she puts sun block for you and ignores everyone else at a beach gathering
- she thinks you look like Brad Pitt even though you look like a cross between Dilbert and an iguana
- you call a woman across the street (who is her mum) Jabba the Hut and she thinks its funny
- you say she has more hair on her legs than Chewbacca and you are still alive
- you talk about the most boring and inane things and after an hour, she just sighs and smiles
- you tell her she has had one too many meat pies and you didn't die
- she give you the keys to her place
- she has never hiked in her life and decides to raft down the Grand Canyon with you
- she lives in Sarawak and talks about moving over to your neighbourhood in Singapore
- she wipes the sweat off your brow with her fav hanky
- she shares her lip balm with you
- she lets you see her without makeup in the morning
- its an empty bus and she sits close to you
- she doesn't pretend to be full and actually eats her normal portions
- she lets you use her comb
- you are the first person she calls when her dog dies
- she isn't angry with you when you laugh about her dog dying
- you use her Clinque soap to wash the cutlery and she does not scream
- she lets you see her old fat photos in childhood
- you email and ask replies with a 10 page answer detail what she has done and will do for the next ten days, with lots of invitations to join her or blanks of free time
- she rather take the bus home with you than get a ride from a guy with a Merc
- after you send her home, she wants to know you arrived home safe
- when you break a memento from her ex, she stares at you and says “its time that is gone”

this kind of girls don't exist in singapore.. IMHO. If you do find someone like her .. good for you
 

sORe-EyEz

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Jun 28, 2005
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#8
ah dream girl checklist, sorry ah but once you wake up she's *poof*.... :cry:
 

Exposure

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Apr 6, 2008
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#9
when she tell u her secrets... ;p
 

Bluecoral

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Jun 12, 2004
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this kind of girls don't exist in singapore.. IMHO. If you do find someone like her .. good for you

Even if such a girl exists, doesn't mean the guy will treasure her, guys or to be fair, humans don't treasure what they have until they lose it.
 

mohgui

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Jan 31, 2005
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yes correct, and the bigger the car, the better.
but there are those who like fast cars though.
big car = toyota crown taxi

and mind you... they can be fast too in the hands of some crazy uncles... :bsmilie:
 

legiz

New Member
Apr 17, 2006
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For all the lost and sad souls out there, I refer to Emil Chau's song : Make me happy and make me worried...

How do you know:

- she doesn't complain when you spend half a day at Alan Photo or CP..
- she doesn't complain when you spend a whole day at a hi fi shop
- she watches Texas Chainsaw massacre with you
- you are late and dressed in a tee shirt, whilst she is wearing her little black dress
- you bring her to a hawker centre for her birthday and forget a present
- she wears your shirt in your home
- she buys you a tie
- she remembers what you said 3 months ago
- she can tolerate your mum
- you wipe your hands on your pants and she offers you her hanky
- its raining, you walk or run ahead to shelter then yells for her to hurry up and she quietly follows 7 steps behind

- you come back from reservist, dirty and muddy and she kisses you, takes your clothes off and promptly washes them
- your underwear has stains and she quietly handwashes them
- you forget her mum's birthday and when she calls you, you are watching EPL at a pub, she just says, never mind, come when you can
- she finds a hole in your pants and sews it up
- she slips a love note into a sandwich she makes for you
- you stay in Jurong and she drive you home then goes home in Johor
- you give her a powerdrill for her birthday and she holds it and stares into your eyes and smiles ever so sweetly
- you smell like a pile of elephant dung and she sits through a whole play with you without saying anything about it
- she brings soup for your mum when she knows your mum is ill
- when you are on call she brings you supper
- she says she will wait for you to come back from abroad
- she calls you in another country
- she wants you to teach her something she is good at (like its her speciality)
- she invites you home for dinner, and her parents are home
- she swipes a picture of you from your home and keeps it
- she wants to play tennis with you but has never liked tennis
- you wear your belt almost up to your armpits and she doesn't mind
- you have the dress sense of a gorilla and she still goes out with you
- your nose hair is longer than that on her head and she does not complain
- you pick your nose in public and she doesn't mind
- you can fart the entire Beethoven 5th Symphony and she doesn't vomit
- you adjust your crouch in public and she looks vaguely interested
- you watch a comedy and she grabs your arm out of fear
- she puts sun block for you and ignores everyone else at a beach gathering
- she thinks you look like Brad Pitt even though you look like a cross between Dilbert and an iguana
- you call a woman across the street (who is her mum) Jabba the Hut and she thinks its funny
- you say she has more hair on her legs than Chewbacca and you are still alive
- you talk about the most boring and inane things and after an hour, she just sighs and smiles
- you tell her she has had one too many meat pies and you didn't die
- she give you the keys to her place
- she has never hiked in her life and decides to raft down the Grand Canyon with you
- she lives in Sarawak and talks about moving over to your neighbourhood in Singapore
- she wipes the sweat off your brow with her fav hanky
- she shares her lip balm with you
- she lets you see her without makeup in the morning
- its an empty bus and she sits close to you
- she doesn't pretend to be full and actually eats her normal portions
- she lets you use her comb
- you are the first person she calls when her dog dies
- she isn't angry with you when you laugh about her dog dying
- you use her Clinque soap to wash the cutlery and she does not scream
- she lets you see her old fat photos in childhood
- you email and ask replies with a 10 page answer detail what she has done and will do for the next ten days, with lots of invitations to join her or blanks of free time
- she rather take the bus home with you than get a ride from a guy with a Merc
- after you send her home, she wants to know you arrived home safe
- when you break a memento from her ex, she stares at you and says “its time that is gone”

is this a female cyborg ?
 

Newguy69

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Jun 25, 2004
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#16
She say you are interesting, fun or cute guy instead of nice or good guy;
She put her close friends' areoplane just to hang out with you although she already promised to chill out or go clubbing with them;
She willing to spend the golden days (Fri nites, Sat & Sun) alone with you;
She become 'bay siong' when you talk rocks sing songs with other girls or talk about some girls infront of her;
She prefer and love to talk to you over the phone for long hrs almost every night although you suggested sms or msn ;p
 

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