A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over
the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at
customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any
questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination.
When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked: "And from the sash
down, what do you have?"
The priest replied: "I have there a marvellous little instrument destined
for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said: "Go ahead Father.
"Next!"
She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked: "Excuse me
Father, could I ask a favour?"
"Of course my child, What can I do for you?"
"Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair remover
gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over
the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at
customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?"
"Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not lie."
"You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask you any
questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.
The aircraft arrived at its destination.
When the priest presented himself to customs he was asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
"From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son",he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked: "And from the sash
down, what do you have?"
The priest replied: "I have there a marvellous little instrument destined
for use by women, but which has never been used."
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said: "Go ahead Father.
"Next!"
