Mathematical proof that Girls are Evil.
Now with all guys that have a girlfriend or wife, we can make a general assumption that for all species of the female sex (F), Time (T) and money($) are required for any major conquest or pacification.
As such we can infer the initial mathematical relation that:
Girls = Time x Money ------- (1)
Next we further exert the natural and common agreement that time is money,
Time = Money ------------------------ (2)
Therefore by combining Equation (1) and (2) we can derive that,
Girls = Time x Money
= Money x Money
= Money ^ 2
So we get equation 3,
Girls = Money ^ 2 --------- (3)
Further to this, we also know that Money is the root of all Evil, which generalizes evil, and from that we can write the identity:
Money = Evil ^ (1/2) ----------- (4)
Thus taking equation 3 and 4 and combinding them, we get
Girls = Money ^ 2
= (Evil ^(1/2))^2
= Evil
Thus, by mathematical proof and the above proposition, we are forced to conclude that mathematically, Girls are Evil.
Now with all guys that have a girlfriend or wife, we can make a general assumption that for all species of the female sex (F), Time (T) and money($) are required for any major conquest or pacification.
As such we can infer the initial mathematical relation that:
Girls = Time x Money ------- (1)
Next we further exert the natural and common agreement that time is money,
Time = Money ------------------------ (2)
Therefore by combining Equation (1) and (2) we can derive that,
Girls = Time x Money
= Money x Money
= Money ^ 2
So we get equation 3,
Girls = Money ^ 2 --------- (3)
Further to this, we also know that Money is the root of all Evil, which generalizes evil, and from that we can write the identity:
Money = Evil ^ (1/2) ----------- (4)
Thus taking equation 3 and 4 and combinding them, we get
Girls = Money ^ 2
= (Evil ^(1/2))^2
= Evil
Thus, by mathematical proof and the above proposition, we are forced to conclude that mathematically, Girls are Evil.