Funny and inspirational quotes

[kenele]

What are some funny and inspirational, quotes, etc that you had try to live by?

Ill get the ball rolling. .
Quote:
"Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

 

[kenele]

More...

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film!

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. :bsmilie:

 

[kenele]

can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Dain bramaged

 

[ortega]

Asian guys doing doggie is like putting toothpicks through a rat hole. Save it.

my fav

 

[AcueMedia]

Tell your girlfriend I said thanks

 

[ortega]

I wanna do a BJ for $10, who are you to tell me what to charge?

this one takes the cake

 

[glennyong]

this one takes the cake

yeah ~~~ :thumbsup:

i will gladly pay for it.. :bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie: not $10, but $50.. :bsmilie:

 

[Cheesecake]

this one takes the cake

:bsmilie: :thumbsup:

 

[wildstallion]

The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese

 

[ndroo]

The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second Mouse Gets The Cheese

Eh? Shouldn't it be ...

The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second one Gets Cheesecake's worm?

:bsmilie:

*hides from cheesecake*

 

[creampuff]

How about this for our elitist folks like our wee lady:

You can't soar like an eagle when you're among turkeys!

 

[Cheesecake]

Eh? Shouldn't it be ...

The Early Bird Gets The Worm, But The Second one Gets Cheesecake's worm?

:bsmilie:

*hides from cheesecake*

:bsmilie::bsmilie:

 

[satay16]

How about this for our elitist folks like our wee lady:

You can't soar like an eagle when you're among turkeys!

and you can't cluck like turkeys if you're among eagles.

 

[ortega]

but you can flame satay over a charcoal fire

 

[Del_CtrlnoAlt]

and you can't cluck like turkeys if you're among eagles.

nice retaliation elite... :thumbsup:

 

[kelster]

heh...mine not so funny...more inspirational...

"The difference between a stepping stone and a stumbling block is how you step on it"

Not by me...but taken from a Lowepro talk recently...heh...for anyone who attended tat seminar...heh...

 

[Del_CtrlnoAlt]

but you can flame satay over a charcoal fire

comes in microwaveable package as well... get it at the supermarket near you...

 

[satay16]

Since I am quite a physics enthusiast, let me give this nice phrase I always love to use:
"In science there is only physics; all the rest are stamp collecting."

 

[Del_CtrlnoAlt]

Since I am quite a physics enthusiast, let me give this nice phrase I always love to use:
"In science there is only physics; all the rest are stamp collecting."

paiseh i not elite, can elaborate... cos i catch no balls... and not into stamp collecting as well...

 

[satay16]

paiseh i not elite, can elaborate... cos i catch no balls... and not into stamp collecting as well...

ok.... then what about this?

"Physics is like sex.
Sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it."