Not to encourage anyone to become an alcoholic. Saw a post that ask for fart time, how creative was that! Drink beer using a bunch of straws & one shot drink whole glass then go and blow a balloon, trust me, my personal experience...
1) Drink with an empty stomache
2) Sip some soda to increase alcohol absorption.
3) Drink Amsterdam Ultimator at 11.8% alc content.
4) Try to do this in 5 min
5) It helps if you're in a foul mood
5) Pls repeat the following steps if not drunk!!!