Camera equipments getting more interesting!


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Ninja23XX

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First, HD video was built into the DSLR.:)

Next projector built into compact camera. :bsmilie:
Nikon S1000pj

Now, Self operating device for compact camera!!!! :bigeyes:
Sony Party Shot

What's next? :think:

Equipments are getting more interesting.
Next they will transmit intel while spying on you. Haha:bsmilie:

GMAN
 

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soon the camera will have built in xmm detecting function

you can plug earphones into your camera, when walking around

then it will stop the music and beep when it detects a xmm photo op, and pop out a menu with prints from your portfolio that you can show the xmm

she will then possibly be dazzled. if you give the camera the go-ahead, it will then proceed to spit out a menu of poses that she can do, that you have preselected yourself.

after taking the picture, it will print out a large print that you can hand to the xmm, while asking for her phone number (to save you the trouble) and msn.. and even produce a can of cold green tea that you can give her to show your appreciation. :)


the future is bright for the gwc!!!!
 

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sadly, nothing for the landscape photographer

can you imagine a camera trying to explain to a rock how to pose? i don't think so :(
 

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soon the camera will have built in xmm detecting function

you can plug earphones into your camera, when walking around

then it will stop the music and beep when it detects a xmm photo op, and pop out a menu with prints from your portfolio that you can show the xmm

she will then possibly be dazzled. if you give the camera the go-ahead, it will then proceed to spit out a menu of poses that she can do, that you have preselected yourself.

after taking the picture, it will print out a large print that you can hand to the xmm, while asking for her phone number (to save you the trouble) and msn.. and even produce a can of cold green tea that you can give her to show your appreciation. :)


the future is bright for the gwc!!!!

You need a IPHONE & THIS!
 

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You need a IPHONE & THIS!
:sweat:

iphone?

wait the xmm look at me and yawn, say even 14 year old have dslr, you use iphone, 不配!

then waltz off into the sunset with 14 year old boy. my ego destroyed :bheart:
 

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:sweat:

iphone?

wait the xmm look at me and yawn, say even 14 year old have dslr, you use iphone, 不配!

then waltz off into the sunset with 14 year old boy. my ego destroyed :bheart:
Hey, young boy.....at least my models were impressed when I show my portfolio using my IPHONE. :bsmilie:

Maybe this will impress them FLM
 

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Hey, young boy.....at least my models were impressed when I show my portfolio using my IPHONE. :bsmilie:

Maybe this will impress them FLM
what if the 14 year old boys wheel lcd tvs and plug in laptop?

pwn your iphone :bsmilie::bsmilie:

the xmm get to see their victory signs close up.. your iphone so small !!! :sweatsm:
 

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what if the 14 year old boys wheel lcd tvs and plug in laptop?

pwn your iphone :bsmilie::bsmilie:

the xmm get to see their victory signs close up.. your iphone so small !!! :sweatsm:
Small but attracts attention. Next option try the FLM loh. :bsmilie:
 

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A cameller that disables shutter function when poor composition's detected in the frame :D
 

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sadly, nothing for the landscape photographer

can you imagine a camera trying to explain to a rock how to pose? i don't think so :(
Lens that comes with auto-detect CPL, ND and GND functions. Do away with all filters :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Happy now? :bsmilie:
 

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Someone might invent a picture style that does advanced processing to change day landscape into night and vice versa.. how about that?

But there is no way the camera can have a picture style to turn xmm into hunk and vice versa..


sadly, nothing for the landscape photographer

can you imagine a camera trying to explain to a rock how to pose? i don't think so :(
 

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