Greetings earthlings! Let me introduce myself.. First off, a picture of me:
As you can see, I am a very handsome pigeon. My name is Zark-Zark Bow.. I know, it is a weird name but pigeons are like that, we have limited noises to make with our delicate little throats, especially when your throat is as cute as mine.
Anyways, a few years back, I decided to fly somewhere else other than Singapore to try tom yum soup and green papaya salad.. Then I made a lot of art there, people made a lot of noise, so I decided that I should strive to create better art so they will diam. In the end, they didn't diam diam, so I mai hue them. I am a sexy little cute pigeon after all!
In any case, I am back in Singapore now! I am creating art regularly with my Very Big Camera. It is a very nice place, this Singapore, I've missed it. It seems that all my bowel movements can be perceived as art. Let me explain it in further detail.
Back where I was in, people would say that my poop was very ugly.. It stained sides of buildings, windscreens of cars, everyone hated me.. I kept trying to tell them (in pigeon language) that THIS WAS ART, but no one really cared to listen to a pigeon cooing. But here, on the streets, I just need to flex my bowels and wow, there are people who will drop by and tell me that "yes, you are a great artist, there are people who do not like your Art but that is because they are close-minded and enforce their personal preferences on you.."
I can't help but agree with them, after all I have the Soul of the Artist and I will be a Hero one day. I have many weapons of Art under my arsenal! I have the Plastic Skin applicator, I have the HDR Grinder, I have the Halo Generator.. Oh my, with all these tools at my disposal, never mind that the pictures of my poop look really bad aesthetically, I AM ART! LIVING AND BREATHING ART!
In the meantime, I will post many pictures here.. Many people here seem to like pigeon poop, and to the few that do not like it, I will tell them that I appreciate their comments, thank you very much, but you can close the picture if you don't like it, and I will poop on your face instead. Then I will mumble to the people who like my poop, that oh man, people are so idiotic with their personal preferences.
Anyways, the other day I was flying around a hawker centre, and lo and behold, there stood a bowl of Laksa.. She said to me: "I will make you so hot!!!" and wow she did, oh my, she did!!! This is the result of our efforts, hope you enjoy it..
P.S. If it looks like I added random dots of black to each subsequent picture with Paint, I did not. Most certainly not! An artist's work is breathtaking and should never be questioned.
As you can see, I am a very handsome pigeon. My name is Zark-Zark Bow.. I know, it is a weird name but pigeons are like that, we have limited noises to make with our delicate little throats, especially when your throat is as cute as mine.
Anyways, a few years back, I decided to fly somewhere else other than Singapore to try tom yum soup and green papaya salad.. Then I made a lot of art there, people made a lot of noise, so I decided that I should strive to create better art so they will diam. In the end, they didn't diam diam, so I mai hue them. I am a sexy little cute pigeon after all!
In any case, I am back in Singapore now! I am creating art regularly with my Very Big Camera. It is a very nice place, this Singapore, I've missed it. It seems that all my bowel movements can be perceived as art. Let me explain it in further detail.
Back where I was in, people would say that my poop was very ugly.. It stained sides of buildings, windscreens of cars, everyone hated me.. I kept trying to tell them (in pigeon language) that THIS WAS ART, but no one really cared to listen to a pigeon cooing. But here, on the streets, I just need to flex my bowels and wow, there are people who will drop by and tell me that "yes, you are a great artist, there are people who do not like your Art but that is because they are close-minded and enforce their personal preferences on you.."
I can't help but agree with them, after all I have the Soul of the Artist and I will be a Hero one day. I have many weapons of Art under my arsenal! I have the Plastic Skin applicator, I have the HDR Grinder, I have the Halo Generator.. Oh my, with all these tools at my disposal, never mind that the pictures of my poop look really bad aesthetically, I AM ART! LIVING AND BREATHING ART!
In the meantime, I will post many pictures here.. Many people here seem to like pigeon poop, and to the few that do not like it, I will tell them that I appreciate their comments, thank you very much, but you can close the picture if you don't like it, and I will poop on your face instead. Then I will mumble to the people who like my poop, that oh man, people are so idiotic with their personal preferences.
Anyways, the other day I was flying around a hawker centre, and lo and behold, there stood a bowl of Laksa.. She said to me: "I will make you so hot!!!" and wow she did, oh my, she did!!! This is the result of our efforts, hope you enjoy it..
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P.S. If it looks like I added random dots of black to each subsequent picture with Paint, I did not. Most certainly not! An artist's work is breathtaking and should never be questioned.
