a politically correct primer to critique a photo


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unsharp: acuitically challenged

sucks : under-impressive

boring : excitement-impoverished

limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

messy hair : tonsorial confusion

sleazy : hormonally charged

snapshot : spontaneously endowed pixel conglomeration.

crap : fragrance-disadvantaged byproduct.

Gimmicky : inexpensive subterfuge that induces attention augmentation.

lack of executional finesse : politically correct version of "sucks"

badly trained eye : performance challenged ocular device.

skin weird colour : normality-alternative hue of body envelope.

Eyes half closed : partial soporific corporeal effect.
 

Quick, quick, I need someone to translate snapshot!

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

I was like wow, not bad, a lot of people could use this.

Then I saw the translation for messy hair. HAHAHA.
 

unsharp: acuitically challenged

sucks : under-impressive

boring : excitement-impoverished

limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

messy hair : tonsorial confusion

sleazy : hormonally charged

crap : logic impairment

snapshot : intention-deficiency
 

You must make it sound more.. Cheemology.. Like that more fun!
 

wow ... these are "powderful" terms man .... keep coming!
 

CS good man... can learn better engrish! :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

Dirty teeth: Chain smoker :bsmilie:
 

Ha ha ha ha ha, really funny.
 

To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:

Your photo sucks:
Your photo is mouthed administered with pleasurable vacumn-like motion.

Snapshot:
The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

Crap:
Generation of visual wasteful byproduct or artisitic pollutant harmful to the photographic environment and irritating to a sensitive nose and a conjunctivitis-affected critic.
 

nose too big : Jackie Chan look-a-like :bsmilie:

breast not big enough : Horizontally challenged :bsmilie:
 

unsharp: acuitically challenged

sucks : under-impressive

boring : excitement-impoverished

limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

messy hair : tonsorial confusion

sleazy : hormonally charged

crap : logic impairment

snapshot : intention-deficiency

Sounds very familiar...............WHO HAR?:sticktong
 

To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:

Your photo sucks:
Your photo is mouthed administered with pleasurable vacumn-like motion.

Snapshot:
The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

Crap:
Generation of visual wasteful byproduct or artisitic pollutant harmful to the photographic environment and irritating to a sensitive nose and a conjunctivitis-affected critic.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :bsmilie:
 

To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:



Snapshot:
The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

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I love this one! Make me laugh till tummy aches :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

MORE MORE MORE.

How about translating

"lim bei see your photo si bei du lan"
 

Your model looks stiff = It is not advisable to take a 8-day old frozen body from the hospital body box to lean it against the wall and expect an enduring smile and an enchanted pose without nails or wires.
 

MORE MORE MORE.

How about translating

"lim bei see your photo si bei du lan"

"lim bei see your photo si bei du lan" = With a fatherly advice I find your photo to be restrictive in imagination and creativity to the extent of discomfort in my hanging spherical organs.

Anymore?
 

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