a politically correct primer to critique a photo


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zaren

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unsharp: acuitically challenged

sucks : under-impressive

boring : excitement-impoverished

limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

messy hair : tonsorial confusion

sleazy : hormonally charged

snapshot : spontaneously endowed pixel conglomeration.

crap : fragrance-disadvantaged byproduct.

Gimmicky : inexpensive subterfuge that induces attention augmentation.

lack of executional finesse : politically correct version of "sucks"

badly trained eye : performance challenged ocular device.

skin weird colour : normality-alternative hue of body envelope.

Eyes half closed : partial soporific corporeal effect.
 

night86mare

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Quick, quick, I need someone to translate snapshot!

:bsmilie: :bsmilie: :bsmilie:

I was like wow, not bad, a lot of people could use this.

Then I saw the translation for messy hair. HAHAHA.
 

eikin

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unsharp: acuitically challenged

sucks : under-impressive

boring : excitement-impoverished

limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

messy hair : tonsorial confusion

sleazy : hormonally charged

crap : logic impairment

snapshot : intention-deficiency
 

deckard

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CS good man... can learn better engrish! :bsmilie: :bsmilie:
 

deckard

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Dirty teeth: Chain smoker :bsmilie:
 

#11
To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:

Your photo sucks:
Your photo is mouthed administered with pleasurable vacumn-like motion.

Snapshot:
The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

Crap:
Generation of visual wasteful byproduct or artisitic pollutant harmful to the photographic environment and irritating to a sensitive nose and a conjunctivitis-affected critic.
 

deckard

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nose too big : Jackie Chan look-a-like :bsmilie:

breast not big enough : Horizontally challenged :bsmilie:
 

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unsharp: acuitically challenged

sucks : under-impressive

boring : excitement-impoverished

limbs cut off too much : amputationally maximized

messy hair : tonsorial confusion

sleazy : hormonally charged

crap : logic impairment

snapshot : intention-deficiency
Sounds very familiar...............WHO HAR?:sticktong
 

#15
To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:

Your photo sucks:
Your photo is mouthed administered with pleasurable vacumn-like motion.

Snapshot:
The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

Crap:
Generation of visual wasteful byproduct or artisitic pollutant harmful to the photographic environment and irritating to a sensitive nose and a conjunctivitis-affected critic.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :bsmilie:
 

FOCUSNAP

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To enriched the vocabulary deficient critics, I have the following suggestions:



Snapshot:
The work deprived of decisive moment motivation and lengthy deliberation due to finger itch syndrome caused by creative rashes.

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I love this one! Make me laugh till tummy aches :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 

#20
MORE MORE MORE.

How about translating

"lim bei see your photo si bei du lan"
"lim bei see your photo si bei du lan" = With a fatherly advice I find your photo to be restrictive in imagination and creativity to the extent of discomfort in my hanging spherical organs.

Anymore?
 

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