A little POEM for Canon Users


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megaweb

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Found this info at dpreview forum very funny and wanna share with pple here :)



Canon this and Canon that.
Canon G2 with a crack.
No! No Good! Must send it back!
Customers feel out of whack.

Canon here and Canon there.
SLRs cause much despair
You bought a D60 where?
Pulling out each other's hair.

Canon One, Canon Two
This is madness, I will sue!
You'll sue me and I'll sue you
and we'll sue Hiro K. Matsu !

Sigma Zoom? That is a crime!
You can't be sharp if it's not prime!
Except for me, and I'll do well
I'll use my zoom, for it's an "L".

Alas, what's that? The day is done?
The sun's gone down and dark has come?
To take a shot, the point is moot
unless I photograph a Xoot.

So sleep I will and rest the night
and when I wake upon daylight
I'll leave the forum for a while
And photograph to make me smile.


http://www.dpreview.com/forums/read.asp?forum=1019&message=2428547
 

seanlim

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Nikon this and Nikon that
Nikon S4 with a crack.
No! No Good! Must send it back!
Customers feel out of whack.

Nikon here and Nikon there.
SLRs cause much despair
You bought a D65 where?
Pulling out each other's hair.

Nikon One, Nikon Two
This is madness, I will sue!
You'll sue me and I'll sue you
and we'll sue Hiro K. Matsu !

Sigma Zoom? That is a crime!
You can't be sharp if it's not prime!
Except for me, and I'll do well
I'll use my zoom, for it's an "L".

Alas, what's that? The day is done?
The sun's gone down and dark has come?
To take a shot, the point is moot
unless I photograph a Xoot.

So sleep I will and rest the night
and when I wake upon daylight
I'll leave the forum for a while
And photograph to make me smile.



...eh make changes
 

zaren

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Nikon, constantly I'm with
Favoured weapon of the Sith
I love her more than my bride
She called me to the dark side!

Nikon, nothing else is swell
As confirmed by Ken Rockwell
Nikon's flash is without peer
Use it well, you'll have no fear!

Razor sharp, my Nikon lens
Wonderful for confidence
Every minute detail shown
Canon? They can only groan!

Buy one now, you won't regret
Nikon, ever faithful pet
Do not sell, or you will cry
Rather, always Buy Buy Buy!
 

nightwolf75

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zaren said:
Nikon, constantly I'm with
Favoured weapon of the Sith
I love her more than my bride
She called me to the dark side!

Nikon, nothing else is swell
As confirmed by Ken Rockwell
Nikon's flash is without peer
Use it well, you'll have no fear!

Razor sharp, my Nikon lens
Wonderful for confidence
Every minute detail shown
Canon? They can only groan!

Buy one now, you won't regret
Nikon, ever faithful pet
Do not sell, or you will cry
Rather, always Buy Buy Buy!

man... zaren, u're
 

Witness

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zaren said:
Nikon, constantly I'm with
Favoured weapon of the Sith
I love her more than my bride
She called me to the dark side!

Nikon, nothing else is swell
As confirmed by Ken Rockwell
Nikon's flash is without peer
Use it well, you'll have no fear!

Razor sharp, my Nikon lens
Wonderful for confidence
Every minute detail shown
Canon? They can only groan!

Buy one now, you won't regret
Nikon, ever faithful pet
Do not sell, or you will cry
Rather, always Buy Buy Buy!

wah z u best
 

LiOnElLiN

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Canon’s always a step ahead,
Flaunting lenses with a ring of red.
Even their bodies are highly-famed,
Especially since they have full-frame.

Their range of lenses never fails to impress,
Akin to the lightsabers which Jedis grasp.
Never underestimate a lens that’s white,
For it represents the exhilaration of sight.

Imagine someday you see amongst reuters,
Someone armed with a 1200 millimeters.
Holy cow! What a lucky guy!
His daddy must be the sultan of Brunei! :bsmilie:
 

eng_keow

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Haha! Let me try this:

DSLR or SLR
Canon's the best and there's nothing on par
The feel, the touch, that midas touch
It's perfect and great for any photog nut.

1D, 5D or 20D
It's a must have for you and me
For portraits, travel or nature world
It's easy to use for both young and old.

Whether primes, zooms or telephotos,
Perfect pictures with perfect pose.
Never ever leave home without it,
Otherwise you'll live to regret it.

So go get your 'ang pows' ready,
Head straight down with all your money.
Buy and buy, shop and shop
Till you own every Canon that can be bought.


:)
 

eikin

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bravo bravo, very entertaining :thumbsup:

anymore from the fuji and sony side? :gbounce: i love to see how people sar kar the brands :thumbsup: ever so creative
 

zaren

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thx NW and witness....your turn next! :bsmilie:
 

Pablo

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Well guys, what about Olympus ?
Take real sharp photo's with no fuss
The competition all look quite sus
They should be used by all of us.

The 4/3rd system has others thinking
If we don't join, "will we be sinking ?"
A universal mount for all to use
No more "your lens I cant use"

Your picture shows "you got dust"
It won't from my great Olympus
I change my lens without a fear
Cause I have ultra-sonic gear.

Your number of lens is 62?
Well mine are only but a few
All digital, not film, all quality +
So guys, what about Olympus ?
 

denniskee

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if ever one of the camera manufacturer sees this page, i think it might just inspire them to have a poietry contest.

super man, i am very impress with all your powerful english:thumbsup:
 

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