A Black & White Ah Beng Story...(Part1)

[Jimjo]

A Black & White Ah Beng Story...

It was really challenging to wait for wife to complete her 4 hrs hair do!
Then I realised I have my iPhone with me...with a camera too!

All shots taken by just an Iphone. You don't need a DSLR or expensive cam to take pictures. Just some creativity will do.

Treatment of pics was intentional to create the mood & effects. You need some imagination to appreciate this. Hope you will like it.

Dedicated to all my friends on CS. I love creative work
Jim

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One veri veri hot Saturday afternoon. Wife wanted to go make her hair nice nice, new year coming mah.
So Hubby no choice but to follow lor. Everywhere wife goes, Ah Beng follow. Everything she cooks, Ah Beng Swallow!

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But hor, didn't know that she need about 4 hrs to do her hair in the Salon! Wah! So long want.
How woman can ta han? I get veri boring in the salon.
Don't know what to do...Forgot to bring ear digger to dig my ear...only dig nose lor.
Dig until nose hair come out...Si Peh Sian...Arrghhhh

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I look up...Stare at ceiling long long. I see until my eyes ang ang...blur liao

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I look down...si peh hairy ah!
Started to count the hairy hairy things on the floor but realised that it was too many for me to count.

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I started to look around trying to find something to do...soooo sian...no PSP to play play also...Wow Piang!

 

[Jimjo]

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Look at the poster colour they use on my wife's hair..Wow Piang!
Reminds me of my school days...
So many colour one...maybe wife should make her hair look like rainbow! or Red Red...Huat Ah!

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Lady also have UFO on her head one! Si Peh Steady lah!
Wondering if can they use the microwave to steam hair or not since they wrap her hair in Aluminum foil?
See Ah Beng can also spell ALUMINUM. Hmmmm..Si Peh Sian Ahhh!

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I started to move around and touch touch here, touch touch there!
Touch touch everywhere...but cannot touch people lah!
I like inspector in the Salon like that...Si Peh Sian Ah!

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I also open drawers and and hairdresser think I seow!
They think I want to steal their hair accessories!
Hello, me got more of these at home lah!
Tried to open cash register also, but counter lady look veri Hiong Leh! HELLO, what are you looking at?

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Veri crowded place leh... But got new year mood...
Si Peh Ang Ang ah! Huat Ah! Gong Xi Gong Xi Music also veri loud loud...

 

[Jimjo]

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Then I saw these 2 people facing each other.
Wow, look like the movie "face off" Steady!
They sit like that in Salon one meh??? How come people do hair so serious one???

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Then hor I saw how tey use the poster colour on my wife's hair...Wow Piang!
Si Pei scary ha! And woman pay big $ to put poster colour on their hair!
I cannot understand...maybe I man...

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I was looking around to find something to amuse me
(wow Ah Beng know how to use the word AMUSE, usually I use the word STEAM Me instead),
then I saw these super soild sissors. Si Peh Cute ah.
I was staring at these sissors on the hips of one of the hairdresser for quite some time,
I almost kena slapped by her. She tot I Chee Ko Peh...Heng man...

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Finally time to go after 4 long long hours, I saw this poor boy standing in front of the glass door. Poor thing.
I think I know how he felt...Soori hor boy, uncle must go now...you stay here and wait long long....I free Liao!
Now hurry hurry go buy 4D.

Cheong Hahhhhhhhh!



THE END


Hope all of you like it. Just for FUN o.k. Don't be offended, esp. all the Ah Beng out there. Hee Hee

 

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