Very wrong again!


fotoudavid

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This letter was found in one forum:

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hahahaha must be a neighbour that came from china. 嘿休! LOL
 

This letter was found in one forum:

china-neighbor-complains-about-sex-noises-560x684.jpg

:bsmilie: This neighbor Chinese damn good, can be from TW or GC :thumbsup:
Not sure whether whole block received this letter or only the intended couple? :sweat:
 

The house sound proof must be very bad ;p
 

What does it say?
 

What does it say?

He was disturbed by the "voice of excitement" of his neighbor's girl friend, when both of them were enjoying themselves. This happened when it was quite late at night, hence he was not able to sleep well.

The guy wrote it in a very funny way though, and I am not sure how to translate it entirely, so can only give you the summary. I guess he was not sure which unit exactly, so wrote it and pasted it at the block. :think:
 

What does it say?


Try my best to translate in a brief non-RA mode.;p

Neighbor-A (NA) feedback to Neighbor-B (NB) that NB gf was making too much noise and disturbing the neighbors while they are enjoying themselves. NA requested NB and gf to be considerate as there are children and elderly staying in the block. NA requests NB to lower their volume next time they enjoy themselves as their stereo is affecting everyone sleep, only when NB and gf finished business, then the neighbors can go back to sleep. :sweat:
 

Aiyaa.... Some people are screamers. Just means they're enjoying. :)
 

Try my best to translate in a brief non-RA mode.;p

Neighbor-A (NA) feedback to Neighbor-B (NB) that NB gf was making too much noise and disturbing the neighbors while they are enjoying themselves. NA requested NB and gf to be considerate as there are children and elderly staying in the block. NA requests NB to lower their volume next time they enjoy themselves as their stereo is affecting everyone sleep, only when NB and gf finished business, then the neighbors can go back to sleep. :sweat:

In short it is mating season:heart::heart::heart:
 

What does it say?

Dear neighbor,

really out of no choice, have to write you this letter.

yesterday you all "嘿休". GF's call bed sound is reallie too loud, from start until the very end, the whole block can also hear. That sound is reallie cry heaven rob earth, shock the world, make deity and ghosts cry!!!!!!!!! you all young and full of energy, this cannot blame you.

but can you all have some public consciousness, spare a though for the surrounding neighbors, got old people and young children. hard and forcefully awaken from their sleep and dreams by your "calling". Hearing your live telecast, what time you all finish job, we are then with you together, go to sleep. Seriously affected the quality of sleep.

Hope that you all can slightly also consider the real situation. This inside and within floors, next time meet and walk pass, we all looking at you all also will feel a bit embarrassing one. Thank you!

One neighbor
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Should reply the neighbour, "我的女友上个礼拜在这去世了。。。"
 

Dear neighbor,

really out of no choice, have to write you this letter.

yesterday you all "嘿休". GF's call bed sound is reallie too loud, from start until the very end, the whole block can also hear. That sound is reallie cry heaven rob earth, shock the world, make deity and ghosts cry!!!!!!!!! you all young and full of energy, this cannot blame you.

but can you all have some public consciousness, spare a though for the surrounding neighbors, got old people and young children. hard and forcefully awaken from their sleep and dreams by your "calling". Hearing your live telecast, what time you all finish job, we are then with you together, go to sleep. Seriously affected the quality of sleep.

Hope that you all can slightly also consider the real situation. This inside and within floors, next time meet and walk pass, we all looking at you all also will feel a bit embarrassing one. Thank you!

One neighbor
date


Very detailed interpretation :thumbsup:
 

:bsmilie::bsmilie::bsmilie:
 

sure they are not watching porn. I cannot imagine someone moaning till the entire block can hear....
 

sure they are not watching porn. I cannot imagine someone moaning till the entire block can hear....

Some people are more vocal during their sessions.. maybe they used some "accessories" that night..
 

Some people are more vocal during their sessions.. maybe they used some "accessories" that night..

ya but till 整栋楼都听得到 (whole block can hear). That is very loud! I know cats will keep the whole area awake but have not heard any humans actually moan that loud. Have any of you in your vicinity? that is something....